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Shitty Shifter

The act of a lesbian going anal with any type of shift lever.
You should have been with us last night, Abby performed a shitty shifter in my pickup and now it smells like sweaty ass and anal orgasms!
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Granny Shifter

When you transition from being sexually attracted to people similar to your age to only exclusively wanting to fuck grandmas.
"Damn Edna got dat ass"

"Bro don't tell me jon is a granny shifter"
by TheReaperOfQueefers April 8, 2021
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Loose Shifter

One who presses too lightly on the "Shift" key, thereby causing breaks in strings of exclamation/question marks.
Loose Shifter: THATS SO COOL!!111!!!!1

Annoyed Person: You are such a loose shifter.
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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Fake Shifter

A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.

When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.

Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.

Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.

Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!

*Mom looks at the cut marks*

Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?

Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010
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paddle shifters

Modification to a motor vehicle that adds unbelievable power and torque. Gives a Prius enough power to chop a hsv vf gts.
Kristen said she would chop me because she has paddle shifters.
by Illdefineyou February 6, 2017
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sheep shifter

A sneaky individual, probably Welsh in origin, who feels uncomfortable in the presence of sheep. Because they are a sheep shagger and they don't want people to notice their erection poking through their trousers. May also cry uncontrolably when they see someone wearing a woolen garment.
"That guy is a bit of a sheep-shifter, isn't he?"
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
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colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.
Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.
by Teddy April 10, 2005
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