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Smartface

A stupid name for a very smart person. Used in an ironic fashion when talking about yourself.
"How did you get a 90 on your math test?!"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm a smartface!"
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sharkfacegang

Term that Seattle's Macklemore began using that trended on Twitter! Basically means "group of awesome people," but no one is really sure. It's just kind of fun to say. And type.
Dude, I am totally in #sharkfacegang!
What?
by sharkfacegangftw March 24, 2011
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Sharkfaced

An optimum level of drunk. It lies somewhere between "wasted" and "absolutely annihilated" on the drunk spectrum.

A guy is sharkfaced when:
1. He is using the word "bro" to the point that it is very annoying to any "nonbro's" present.
2. He is claiming to have the next game in beer pong once every 3-5 minutes (whether he plays or not is irrelevant. Often, said bro will not even have a partner whilst making his claim. The bro will be told three times that there is a waiting list, then all claims will be ignored for the remainder of the night.).
3. He is trying to explain the musical genius of jack johnson to strangers.
4. He is creating a general feeling of akwardness for any sober individuals present.
Bro #1: Bro, did Chris hook up with that fatty he kept talking to last night?

Bro #2: I don't know... but he was fucking sharkfaced.
by dougsizzle January 13, 2008
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sharkface

Verb - The act of running someone over in a car, or more specifically, to run them over, reverse, and repeat.

The term originates from Richie 'Sharkface' Aprile of Sopranos fame, who famously ran his car over Beansie twice in quick succession, paralysing him.
"Did you kill Bobby's ass on GTA?"

"Yeah, he was in the street with an AK, so I stole a jeep and sharkfaced his ass"
by John E. Cakes May 17, 2008
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sharkface

A face with shark-like features.
Look at that girls face, it has sharklife features, which maked her face a sharkface.
by Me November 20, 2004
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Shartface

The recipient of a wet,runny facial shart. Usually someone who enjoys having a sex partner fart on their face and ends up the unexpected recipient of a shart. Can also be done as a prank simialr to tea bag or as revenge see:cleavland steamer similar in substance to santorum
See also: Dirty Rainbow
My Fuckbuddy asked me to fart on his face durring sex. So the next time we hooked up I hovered over his face and pushed out a fart, but I sharted instead!

My friend passed out on the couch after jacking off. So I sharted on his face.
by ChazzGR September 4, 2005
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Shartface

The state of one’s face after poop particles are transferred from a shartphone to the ear and cheek. SHARTFACE!
Using anyone's shartphone without wiping it down first. SHARTFACE!
by 3dPulp November 4, 2012
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