Someone hired to stab a desired being with a homemade knife, usually a chav, often associated with a hitman but with a more comedic approach.
"I really hate that person."
"Maybe you should shank him."
"Already got that covered, shankman should be arriving soon."
"Maybe you should shank him."
"Already got that covered, shankman should be arriving soon."
by lstel January 12, 2013
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Term that Seattle's Macklemore began using that trended on Twitter! Basically means "group of awesome people," but no one is really sure. It's just kind of fun to say. And type.
by sharkfacegangftw March 24, 2011
Get the sharkfacegang mug.n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often
Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an house
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an house
by the original shartman January 30, 2008
Get the shartman mug.Daniel Sharman is an amazing actor most known for playing Isaac Lahey in teen wolf, or Kol Mikealson in the originals. (Also Hot asf and British omfg)
Person: Oh you'll never guess who I met today!
Another person: Dylan O'Brien?
Person: No! Daniel Sharman!
Another person: that's so cool!
Another person: Dylan O'Brien?
Person: No! Daniel Sharman!
Another person: that's so cool!
by imlonelyxoxo March 26, 2021
Get the Daniel Sharman mug.An optimum level of drunk. It lies somewhere between "wasted" and "absolutely annihilated" on the drunk spectrum.
A guy is sharkfaced when:
1. He is using the word "bro" to the point that it is very annoying to any "nonbro's" present.
2. He is claiming to have the next game in beer pong once every 3-5 minutes (whether he plays or not is irrelevant. Often, said bro will not even have a partner whilst making his claim. The bro will be told three times that there is a waiting list, then all claims will be ignored for the remainder of the night.).
3. He is trying to explain the musical genius of jack johnson to strangers.
4. He is creating a general feeling of akwardness for any sober individuals present.
A guy is sharkfaced when:
1. He is using the word "bro" to the point that it is very annoying to any "nonbro's" present.
2. He is claiming to have the next game in beer pong once every 3-5 minutes (whether he plays or not is irrelevant. Often, said bro will not even have a partner whilst making his claim. The bro will be told three times that there is a waiting list, then all claims will be ignored for the remainder of the night.).
3. He is trying to explain the musical genius of jack johnson to strangers.
4. He is creating a general feeling of akwardness for any sober individuals present.
Bro #1: Bro, did Chris hook up with that fatty he kept talking to last night?
Bro #2: I don't know... but he was fucking sharkfaced.
Bro #2: I don't know... but he was fucking sharkfaced.
by dougsizzle January 13, 2008
Get the Sharkfaced mug.Verb - The act of running someone over in a car, or more specifically, to run them over, reverse, and repeat.
The term originates from Richie 'Sharkface' Aprile of Sopranos fame, who famously ran his car over Beansie twice in quick succession, paralysing him.
The term originates from Richie 'Sharkface' Aprile of Sopranos fame, who famously ran his car over Beansie twice in quick succession, paralysing him.
"Did you kill Bobby's ass on GTA?"
"Yeah, he was in the street with an AK, so I stole a jeep and sharkfaced his ass"
"Yeah, he was in the street with an AK, so I stole a jeep and sharkfaced his ass"
by John E. Cakes May 17, 2008
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