Shard 

A Shard is a fart and a poop combined making explosive poop.

I sharded in my pants.

Shard by Wippedsaltycreamonmyparentsbed December 4, 2022

shard 

a sweaty loser 13 year old who loves ghosting people and acting tough. he also critizes random ass people as soon as they make an decision. He also apparantly thinks he is fearless because he loves absolutely cutting connections with everyone and dissapearing off the face of this planet. he is also indian and loves chicken biryani and curry. he is also very short standing at -2'4. He also is not jacked even though his ego is through the earth and thinks he is the rock.

yo easton could you call shard for me he aint answering?

he aint answering either

damn ok nigga think he batman💀🤘

shard by jwarmy_vr July 21, 2023

shard tard

A tweaker who has done to much meth and is mentally "out-there".

"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."

shard tard by krazzekiki June 26, 2006

shard nugget

A person who who doesn't wipe after pooping or doesn't flush.

Jim you forgot to flush, you shard nugget

shard nugget by Gdogils November 22, 2009

Shard Barbie

(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.

Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"

Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.

Shard Barbie by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020

shard farming 

Popular parlor game enjoyed by tweakers and crack heads alike.(sometimes known as carpet farming)Whereas said tweaker..(with or without a flashlight) obsessively searches for a renegade piece of dope that may or may not exist.

The last time we invited him over he was shard farming for about 3 hours.

shard farming by Maak4060 May 10, 2016

shard barb

A girl who hangs out with Meth Dealers or who gives up the sex for meth

Your momma is a shard barb.

shard barb by daddy dollar January 14, 2016