shamu

(v.) When a female is performing felatio for a male, and the male pulls out his penis right before he is about to ejaculate and then aims his penis in the female's ear, ejaculating in and around her inner ear.

My girlfriend went deaf after I decided to Shamu her.

by Tony Tonster June 11, 2006

Shamu

1. A very popular exhibit at Sea World in Orlando,Florida

2. An extremely mean and unbelievebly obese music teacher.

1. When I went to Sea World yesterday, I saw Shamu.

2. "It's not doo dit doo doo dah"Shamu said angrily, "It's doo dit doo dit dah!!!!!"

by Shamu the whale June 16, 2010

shamu

to hump a woman with such force as if you are humping Shamu at Sea World.

Johnny shamued Maggie today, she said she was seriously humped.

by Graham Owen December 12, 2008

Shamu

A guy from sweden who has a face like a whale and has a blow hole in the back of his finny head

you whaley bastard get back to your pool and eat some buckets of fish

by Greer January 28, 2005

shamu

a fat person with salt and pepper hair

Whales are fat and colored black & white, so therefore shamu is black & white, just like salt is white and pepper is black. Black & white make gray.

by GilaBend May 24, 2007

shamu

An airsofter with no life - Spends all his time on UKAN!
Also has a SIG 552 and has lost 2 camo hats...

Shamu is not an Emu!
"Never fear Shamu is here!... You go first.."

by Shamu July 25, 2004

Shamu

When a guy cums on a girl and she surprises him by smacking the cum and splashing it on the guy, like he's in the front row at Sea World.

Bro, last night my girl totally Shamu'd me! It even got in my eye!

by Charles Mili June 4, 2017