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Sgt Jupiter
A prank-name, pseudonym, username, or gamertag that is often used by fans of Sally Juspeczyk (aka, "Sally Jupiter"), from the comic "watchmen", that require a more masculine version of the name.
In a forum setting, "Sgt Jupiter" users can be characterized as having a very unfocused identity. Crafting interesting or intelligent ideas on one forum while trolling the next. Also having a propensity toward devil's-advocacy.
In a gaming environment users of the name exhibit a very distinct style; Resorting to stealth more often than not, and maintains agendas beyond that of the games intended objectives.
The name is pronounced "Sergeant Jupiter", though shortened versions include "Sarg", "jupiter", or "Jup" (jupe).
In a forum setting, "Sgt Jupiter" users can be characterized as having a very unfocused identity. Crafting interesting or intelligent ideas on one forum while trolling the next. Also having a propensity toward devil's-advocacy.
In a gaming environment users of the name exhibit a very distinct style; Resorting to stealth more often than not, and maintains agendas beyond that of the games intended objectives.
The name is pronounced "Sergeant Jupiter", though shortened versions include "Sarg", "jupiter", or "Jup" (jupe).
Sgt Jupiter by Pantheon Peals January 3, 2011
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
The most manly dude in the fucking universe, when he gets drunk he doesn't just get drunk, not a little tipsy. Not drunk to the state of rudeness. He wipes a week out of his memory. Out-drinks everyone around him, makes an arse of himself, forgets where he lives, pees against a wall, sits on a bench for a little while, remembers where he lives, passes out in bed fully clothed and then gets the fuck back out there the next day and does it all again. Then spends a week of his life recovering from that day.
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
dude: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,
he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,
he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster YEH December 12, 2013
Sgt. Sarcasm
A name for someone who throws sarcastic insults towards you. A really good comeback if someone calls you the infamous "Captain Obvious".
Dude 1: "The grass is green."
Dude 2: "Thank you, Captain Obvious."
Dude 1: "My pleasure, Sgt. Sarcasm!"
Dude 2: "Thank you, Captain Obvious."
Dude 1: "My pleasure, Sgt. Sarcasm!"
Sgt. Sarcasm by blackjack March 10, 2005
sgt ducky
A very funny duck who went through the worst thing possible getting hit in the Nads and having to work retail also has a giant weapon and knows how to weild it
sgt ducky by Canadian..kitty October 19, 2020
Sgt. Hardass
Noun: A masculine asshole, who deliberately acts like an asshole to be an asshole.
Verb: The act of being asshole
Verb: The act of being asshole
Noun:
A cop has a bad day and pulls you over, and acts like asshole to be an asshole; then gives you a ticket.
*Kids are playing with pool noodles in a Walmart*
Sgt. Hardass: "Are you going to buy those."
Kid #1: "*lies* Yes sir we are."
*Sgt. Hardass walks away*
Kid #2: *whispers* "Okay Sgt. Hardass."
Kid #3: *Yeah! I know!"
Verb:
He Sgt. Hardassed to the store one day.
A cop has a bad day and pulls you over, and acts like asshole to be an asshole; then gives you a ticket.
*Kids are playing with pool noodles in a Walmart*
Sgt. Hardass: "Are you going to buy those."
Kid #1: "*lies* Yes sir we are."
*Sgt. Hardass walks away*
Kid #2: *whispers* "Okay Sgt. Hardass."
Kid #3: *Yeah! I know!"
Verb:
He Sgt. Hardassed to the store one day.
Sgt. Hardass by The Real Hardass June 17, 2013