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Selfie by Phil mahooters January 19, 2015
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Selfie
A selfie is a picture you take when you hate yourself.
It's also a picture best taken with a selfie stick, so everyone in the world knows your a total toolshed. It has the secondary benifit of providing a metal pole to more easily beat you with.
The best selfies are those that involve some kind of natural diaster or riot. It shows real class to demonstrate your ability to care about where you are like a tourist while people are being flayed alive by fire. With these kinds of pictures, it's best to wait until someone is actually in the process being brained by a police officer or torn to peices by rabid wolves before taking the picture, to maximize it's chance of going viral and earning you mad props, or as the cynical like to call them death threats.
It's also a picture best taken with a selfie stick, so everyone in the world knows your a total toolshed. It has the secondary benifit of providing a metal pole to more easily beat you with.
The best selfies are those that involve some kind of natural diaster or riot. It shows real class to demonstrate your ability to care about where you are like a tourist while people are being flayed alive by fire. With these kinds of pictures, it's best to wait until someone is actually in the process being brained by a police officer or torn to peices by rabid wolves before taking the picture, to maximize it's chance of going viral and earning you mad props, or as the cynical like to call them death threats.
selfie
the practice of taking a self-portrait and posting it on Instagram to show your followers what you look like in case they forgot, even though you posted a selfie two fucking days ago. Many selfies include the stupid ass fucking duck face and/or include a really fucking stupid quote in the caption.
Jimmy Brooks: Ay Bruh, take this selfie of me real quick yo!
Guy: Bro you're missing the whole point of what a selfie is!
Guy: Bro you're missing the whole point of what a selfie is!
selfie by Yolo Drake March 15, 2015
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It was a selfie.
Selfie
Masterbating, Having some quality time with yourself
Selfie by Thanksw4stoosh August 18, 2013