Secondary channel

A television channel you watch only when your primary channel is on commercial.

A secondary channel must be picked out during the first commercial break of your primary show/channel, and it also must be back from commercials as soon as the primary channel goes to a break, thus avoiding the black hole of boredom caused by retardedly long commercials.

Guy 1: "Gosh darn it! It's on commercial again! Pick a secondary channel already."
Guy 2: "Way ahead of you." -click-

by Dr.Matus April 18, 2010

Secondary School

Your worst nightmare, the land of death and uniform policies. STRETCHY MATERIAL? GET IT OFF. SKINNY TROUSERS? GET RID. PLASTIC MATERIAL SHOES? IN THE BIN. They only care about uniform, no your education does not matter. GET THEM KNEES AWAY ITS RUINING LIVES.

Lilly: Secondary school is terrible

Katie: Yeah they only care about uniform

Everyone: AGREED, SECONDARY SCHOOL IS TRASH.

by Kkkkakakakaatatatiieieieie August 10, 2019

secondary school

secondary school is the shithole that 11-18 years old have to to go to, this consists of year 7 that cant walk properly and get in ur way and have backpack the size of them like there going on a camping trip, year 8s that think they own the school and try and act ‘hard’ (dOnT mEsS) year 9s and all the girls are orange. And year 10 and 11s which are just working hard. now in secondary school alot of shit goes down. and i mean alot, there’s probably a fight happening in school every day of the week, there was one in my history lesson and i was laughing me arse off, year 7s that get bullied, push over, teased and more and say ‘but you were a year 7 once’ when you say something about them. everyone just goes crazy basically. lets talk about the school itself, now if you school doesn’t have brown stuff (drk what it is) on the ceiling and it is half broken, shit toliets that are broken and Radnor fizz, do you even go to secondary school?

day in secondary school:
year 9+ ‘oi look at that year 7 he lookes like a proper neek init’
year 7 ‘but you were a year seven once’
year 9+ *pushes year 7 other*
year 7 *starts crying*

by fat wigga toe October 13, 2019

Secondary School

British equivalent to torture. You are forced to wake up early, wear an over-priced, crappy uniform and sit through hours of mind control and brain washing. Most of the people at secondary school end up either dropping out or becoming severely depressed. Very few are actually happy in this prison-like institution, and even fewer make it out alive.

Man, secondary school was the worst time of my life.

by Weirdest Words April 23, 2020

Secondary Character

(n.) A character in life that is not nearly as interesting as the primary characters. They are basically the human equivalent to background trees.

The boy was upset when he spoke to Sally and she didn't acknowledge him. Little did he know that no one even cared to remember his name because he was just a secondary character.

by primarycharacter January 1, 2012

secondary virgin

When a silly teenage decides that she doesn't want to have sex anymore till marriage, but she can't call her self a virgin since shes already had sex.

Sally got screwed by a pickup artist and now shes turning into a secondary virgin so she doesn't get hurt again.

by Matt from ATL January 4, 2008

Secondary Overplay Syndrome

When an artist, sometimes one that ultimately sucks, is played so much that other artists aren't even discovered on the radio, and a lot of people never hear of them. Victims include:
12 Stones
Every Avenue
Atreyu
Pushmonkey
A Bullet for Pretty Boy
Arsonists Get All the Girls
Love and Theft
Civil Twilight
Red
Causes include:
Bad-
Justin Bieber
Taylor Swift
Lady Gaga
Good-
Three Days Grace
Linkin Park
Papa Roach

Radio-only listener: 12 Stones? Who are they?
Me: A kick ass band who apparently suffers from Secondary Overplay Syndrome.

by bbtdgfan123 December 21, 2010