Take 100 seats

To take 100 seats, means to SIT THE FUCK DOWN, and find a seat, when someone is out of place and dead wrong.

Girl: CAN YOU TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN? WE'RE ON THE BUS AND NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT CRAP!

Boy: Hoe take 100 seats!

by MissBeReal July 15, 2011

lawn seats

code name for weed over the phone

caller: "hey man, do you have those lawn seats ready to go?"
dealer: "yep, all ready. when and where do you want to pick them up??"

by skakid December 19, 2009

Go back like car seats

To be familiar with something or somebody for a long time.

"Of course I know Dee; she and I go back like car seats."

by K. Itty May 14, 2005

lucas seats

Long pole inserted in to anal for pleasure

Lucas Likes sitting on Lucas seats

by chrish999 September 18, 2008

Good Seats

Seats in a movie theater that are so poorly positioned that shorter than average customers cannot fully view the screen, either the seats in front block the screen or there is a poorly positioned wall cutting on half of the screen. Especially common in "IMAX" screens

I hope we don't get the "Good Seats" in the movie theater tonight.

Guy 1: "Lets go up to the top row since no ones there.
Guy 2: "Ok good idea"
Guy 3: "Wow I the left half of the screen is cut off by the chair and the right half is cut off by the wall"

by REGOFM July 17, 2010

dirty seats

1: When the sitting apparatus (sometimes in a bus) get filthy and covered in splooge and the creamofsomeyoungguy as two people fuck like dirty little bitch felchers on them.

2: A pair of tits

1: Man, I meat some mad bus cunt the other day and we fucked like dirty little bitch felchers and made mad dirty seats.
2: Nice, what did the girl look like?
1: It was your mum you sick little cunt-features.

by Pimp-Master J May 20, 2006

National Old Seats Month

“National Old Seats Month” is during the month of February. During this time, students in Mrs. Edmond’s math classes should legally be aloud to sit in their old seats.

Mrs. Edmonds doesn’t let us sit in our old seats, even though it’s National Old Seats Month!! >:(

by momma_of_4_XD February 7, 2020