Scuff Ya Nuts

When you scuff, scrape or similarly injure your nutsack(Testicles} generally leaving a torn up, bloody mess. Sometimes a ball may become dislocated and subsequently swell to a gigantic size(Swelling similar to Elephantitis). It can glow a bright-red colour in worst case scenario's and may require amputation. If left untreated and sexually active the affected partner could Scuff Ya Cunt.

"FFFFFFFFFUCK that hurt."
"You poor cunt, you scuffed ya nuts."
*meanwhile in hospital the next day*
"I'm sorry sir we'l need to amputate your manhood."
"Alright, but can you keep them in a jar for me."

by mmm, Scuff me Baby October 30, 2004

Scuff Da Ravers

An abundance of PLUR may result in a series of raver vital limb and organ scuffings from elitist cult following's of the Anti-Plur.

If you want to avoid being scuffed up you piddly, piss-weak, MD Dick, raver cunts. Then stay home and suck ya thumbs.

P.S I am a raver so be warned, and don't ever ask me for a fuckin flipper!

"Scuff Da RAVERS!!!!"
"Come here you drug-fucked runts i'm gonna scuff ya cunts/scuff ya nuts."

"Oh shit, were fucked these anti-plur gods are going to royally scuff us!"
"Run for your lives. Aaaarrggghhh!!!!"

by Scuff GOD #1 - Scuff U All October 30, 2004

don't scuff mah rockports, yo

the one funny thing oliver ever said.

"hey, dont scuff my rockports, yo!"

by g miffy October 23, 2003

Scuff Muffin

craping in ones hand and smearing it on your/a mans testicals as you/he masturbates.

BOB: hey whats up did you hook up with that girl last night?
ANDY: yeah she wanted to scuff muffin me so i sent her packin

by alec 321 January 17, 2008

Scuff

Another way of saying skank

Megan Tran or is such a scuff

by Theo pisson June 7, 2016

Rumple scuff

The act of talking like drunk rumple stiltskin

"Beth: omg emma you are so rumple scuffing right now"

"Emma:shut up or I will *hic* take your first born child"

by TheStupidLadder May 1, 2020

Cuff Scuff

The unfortunate second wipe scenario, especially prominent in the office workplace, resulting in a smudge on your shirt cuff. Particularly likely after a hot curry the night before.

Just went down for a shit but arse gravy was the order of the day. Got a rather embarrassing cuff scuff as a memento.

by Kevontour February 25, 2011