Scrote

This is Aussie slang to call someone who is behaving like a real ball bag (scrotum). In other words, they are a dickhead, but to a lesser extent.

You have just shouted a round of drinks, and ol mate, let’s call him Johnno doesn’t want to cough up for the next one. You’d tell him, “come on Johnno, drag your carcass up to the bar ya scrote, ya know it’s your round mate, don’t be a dickhead all your life”! In which case said scrote Johnno would make haste to the bar, and return with an armful of amber liquid to be thirstily devoured by the boys. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 Now Johnno is no longer a scrote, Noice one Johnno🤙🤙🤙

by Matty Bro September 26, 2019

scrote

A shorthand pronunciation of scrotup

If its not a boat, or a coat, or a moat, it must be a scrote

by Somebody, but not Nobody March 11, 2022

scrote grapes

Old Suffolk slang for testicles

I just put my scrote grapes on Laurie's face

by Jeff Warburton June 9, 2021

scrote-float

n. When your balls touch the water of the toilet. Either when they hang really low or the toilet clogs and the water backs up.

Can also be used as a name to call someone who may or may not be responsible for a scrote-float.

"Hey Josh, you scrote-float! You clogged the damn toilet with that monster shit you took!"

by salazam November 11, 2011

scrote boy

n. the littlest of christmas elves who is often relegated to cleaning the reindeer stalls of copious amounts of steaming shit as well as having phallis like toys tested on his bunghole prior to shipment; see also your dad

1) According to Mrs Claus, Bartholomew is this years scrote boy

2) Steve's dad is such a scrote boy

by cornfritter December 21, 2010

scrote shot

A shot taken by an individual (male or female) out of another mans scrotum. The scrotum is spread and cupped in a way to create a chalice or reservoir for the shot to sit in. While it was made famous and indeed popular by a bar called Banyan Bar in Thailand the first account was in a restaurant called Moorava on the same island. At this early stage a cut straw was used to drink the shot. It is now seen as churlish to use a straw to drink said shot and the ‘true form’ is considers to be lapping it like a cat with a saucer of milk.

Customer: Oh Barkeep I’d like to procure a scrote shot for me and my lovely lady friend?

Barman: Will you do the honour of providing the reciprocal for the lady or shall i?

Customer: You please sir. I’ve not shaved for weeks.

by Master Billy Bates March 7, 2014

Scrote Johnson

Noun. A formal term of salutation for a male that could otherwise be called a douche bag.

"Have you met Scrote Johnson yet? Yeah, he is the guy with the popped collar and tribal armband tattoo standing by the appetizers."

"He reminds me of this person I know, but I can't quite recall... Now I remember! That Scrote Johnson fellow, from the city."

by ntb320 April 18, 2008