Tuesday Scoops

A tradition done on every tuesday where people "scoop" one and other by grabbing and lifting the breast. Males are allowed to scoop females ONLY if the females have already scooped or attempted to scoop them.

"Its Tuesday Scoops, so watch youre boobs!"

by Fatty K August 15, 2006

dummy scoops

an action in which a witness of another being saying an unintelligent statement calls out "dummies no nothing" and swipes the unintelligent person on the neck with an open hand, causing pain. further, the person who says the idiotic thing may call "self serve", when they are aware of the fact that they have indeed said something stupid, all before the witness can say "dummies no nothing". this is due to the fact that the "no nothing", in "dummies no nothing" implies the uneducated person cannot counter the the dummies that are coming their way. any other witnesses of an unintelligent person saying something unintelligent may also call "witness" after someone has called "dummies no nothing" and they too, can swipe the idiot's neck, also getting their dummies on that select person. to make things even more complicated, before "no nothing" is called and only "dummies" has been called, the stupid being, may indeed call "reverse" and at this point, the swiping of the neck on the dumb person has now turned against the accuser, and they will then be dummied.

Idiot: I want to go to China one day so I can finally try some authentic tacos.
Person Being Spoken To: DUMMIES NO NOTHING! Bring that neck here boi, let me get my dummy scoops.
Witnesses: WITNESS!
*Person Being Spoken To and Witnesses all swipe the Idiot's neck*

by JewChainz18 June 3, 2016

Booty Scoops

The parts of the booty that spill out of a tight pair of undies or a swimsuit.

Guy 1: Look at that girl's booty scoops.
Guy 2: I would snack on those.

by igimaj April 19, 2011

Two scoops

This is is when someone takes claim for work he or she has completed or has thought to have completed. This person is very boisterous and braggy. He or she pats them self on the back quite frequently.

Bill: did you know that I invented the first anal condom?
Ron: sure ya did, TWO SCOOPS!

by My Ninja January 8, 2012

Two Scoops

An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.

How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?

by heynow_1 July 3, 2010

The Scoops

Something that is great, better than two scoops of Raisin Bran.

That movie was good. Better than expected. It was The Scoops in my opinion.

by Terry Bad Ice February 15, 2018

Two Scoops of Peanut Butter

A sex act where the man dips his testicles (one at a time) into the consensual sex partners anus and proceeds to then put said testicles into the parters mouth. The brownish fecal matter on the testicles gives the scroctum the appearance of being two scoops of peanut butter

Last night we were so drunk that she let me give her two scoops of peanut butter. We were both so ashamed this morning

by Ravenous Movie Fan #1 December 14, 2019