Poo schnoodle

This is when a man strectches his fore skin so that another man can insert a small bit of poo into the recently created cavity.

Mike "James, I've done a very small poo!! Come see!!"

James "Crikey! That looks like the perfect size to insert into my stretched foreskin. Hey, lets Poo Schnoodle"

by Andy Wallwork April 3, 2008

Schnoodle

A very large, limp penis.

Yo, have you seen that guy's schnoodle?

by Aggot-fe May 9, 2008

Stupid Schnoodle

Something you call your friend if he is a schnoodle and has been stupid from time to time.

Are you a stupid schnoodle? I think you're really dumb.

by John Cena081 August 12, 2017

Schnoodle Zoom

When a dog of the Schnoodle breed gets extremely excited and therefore has the uncontrollable urge to run as fast as it can throughout a given space until exhaustion.

Your dog Abbe is getting so excited! I bet she is going to do the Schnoodle Zoom.

by MPH1989 August 15, 2010

googling-schnoodling

The act of looking up some information on Google, but the information you are trying to Google is hard to describe in words that Google will understand and Google gives back a lot of pointless information in which you have to traverse through to find any useful information.

I was in the midst of some intense Googling-Schnoodling before I found what i was looking for.

by Googleutron3000 October 23, 2014

schnoodle

Slang for sexual arousal in a female. In short, a girl boner.

Girl 1: Jack Sparrow gives me a huge schnoodle.
Girl 2: I disagree, that Other Guy gives me a bigger schnoodle.
Girl 3: Davy Jones is best.

by yipiyuk December 20, 2007

schnoodle

Basically a big circle of men jerking eachother off, aka: circle of man love and circle of life.

Hey you guys wanna come by later and schnoodle?

by StardustBoy July 14, 2007