scared shitless

it's when you scare someone to such an extent, you scare the shit out of them, at times causing them to excrement all over the vicinity

last time i was scared shitless, it took me 20 minutes to clean up the mess.

by otto dealer March 6, 2008

scared turtle

When you really need to poop but your turd pulls a scared turtle and barely pokes out.

man I wish I didn't have a scared turtle right now

by anonymous551 May 18, 2015

scared stiff

1. When you get so scared that you can't move at all.
2. When you get so scared that you pop a boner. This usually only happens when you are scared by an attractive member of the opposite sex.

A man jumped out from behind the brick wall and pointed a gun at my head. I couldn't run. I was scared stiff!

A hot woman in black leather boots, and with a whip in hand jumped out from behind a brick wall. I was scared stiff!!!

by The Masked and Caped Moncato July 15, 2008

Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

by squishiefishie October 31, 2018

Scared Shitless

Being seriously scared almost to the point of shitting yourself!!!

I was scared shitless during The Shining!!!

by Yumpotjie August 10, 2018

scared white people

what happens when a black person wears a hood

treyvon martin turned george zimmermans into a scared white people

by xXButtseXx January 7, 2015

Scared Bitch on Heat

1) Used to describe oneself experiencing something positive.

2) In reference to a female with class and morals towards relationships and sexual activity, although after the subject becomes intoxicated or is seduced with clever wordplay can be manipulated/degraded/exploited or sodomised.

1) "When I fist heard about the paris sextape I downloaded it like a scared bitch on heat!"

2) John: "Hey have you met Kristy? Shes fine as fuck!! I'd love to tap that shit but she's probibly a snob"

Henry: "Fuck that shit! Obviously she's a fuckaholic cum gargling slag, I'll give her the anal ambush and rapist choke, she ain't nothing but a scared bitch on heat!"

by Zmishima March 5, 2009