a saying used when you want to say "what the fuck" but the situation isn't something to be that intense about.

usually said in a joking/ironic way, to go along with something that doesn't make sense or is "cringe".
made to sound cringe to match the energy of who you are saying it to.
for maximum effect, put on a "nerdy" voice
;-; (crying)
*emilypickme101 posted a bad attempt at a thirst trap*
the comment section: Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;
by ImNotFunnySrryBoutThat October 14, 2023
Get the Erm... what the scallop!! ;-; mug.

erm... what the scallop

cringey and an attempt at saying "what the fuck" in a family friendly way. often used with a ;-; emoticon to maximize cringeyness
person 1: i just ate a shoe
person 2: erm... what the scallop ;-;
by ilovesakura September 06, 2023
Get the erm... what the scallop mug.

errmm.. what the scallop?

A saying when you hear something very unfunny and offensive, or when your just confused maybe when you just want to shout out something random for no reason, other than showing your discomfort. This sentence is often used in cat videos on tiktok, especially with the other sentence "masala brother, he will be grounded into a fine dust, a fibrous powder"
Person 1: Shes such a b word!
Person 2: errmm.. what the scallop?
by Sereenejuice September 02, 2023
Get the errmm.. what the scallop? mug.

New Jersey Scallop

What's the best Scallop you ever ate?

Definetly not the New Jersey Scallop
by Finstrr September 17, 2011
Get the New Jersey Scallop mug.

three-scallop problem

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.
They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.
by Fearman January 25, 2008
Get the three-scallop problem mug.

Scallop-fucker

Someone who idolizes JDM (Japanese domestic market) cars and believes them to be the pinnacle of performance, even in there unmodified form. These people are generally very argumentative about the performance of these cars and are usually under the impression that they are the fastest cars on the road. These people usually believe this because of the dominant performance of these cars in movies, shows, and games like fast and furious, initial D, and need for speed.
Joseph is such a scallop-fucker
People who idolize JDM cars are scallop-fuckers
by SaltyTomato1 November 30, 2023
Get the Scallop-fucker mug.

Pants Scallop

A camel toe that is hidden around sea level
My Pants Scallop burns but at least its hidden
by Magelmonster September 24, 2021
Get the Pants Scallop mug.