by Metsi December 1, 2019
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smart person: bxtch you can’t eat that you’ll get salmonella
dumb girl: “HOW DO U KNOW?!!! LET ME LIVE MY LIFE HOW I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE🤬”
smart person: bxtch you can’t eat that you’ll get salmonella
dumb girl: “HOW DO U KNOW?!!! LET ME LIVE MY LIFE HOW I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE🤬”
by igotcovid3timesandimvaccinated January 10, 2022
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by SalmonDesert September 27, 2023
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*Jordan lets one rips and giggles*
JIm: Jordan, your such a Salmoneus!
*Jordan lets one rips and giggles*
JIm: Jordan, your such a Salmoneus!
by Jippa March 23, 2008
Get the Salmoneus mug.the act of someone slapping their hands against the inside of another persons thighs, often a measure of just how much inner-thigh fat they have.
A big girl looks upset in the corner at a party....
girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner?
guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned.
girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner?
guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned.
by xxcoffeefeen March 10, 2010
Get the salmoned mug.Salmond stands for the person in the crowed that no one notices until they do something outlandish. They usually try to become the center of attention whether they like it or not. The word originated from Salmon which is close to the type of fish so calling someone a Salmond (SAL-mond) can mean that they like to swim or that they just rock out all the time. Personal prefderance applied.
by thatguy2088 October 24, 2009
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