Carl Sandburg Junior High

The most ghetto junior high in Illinois. Best class was class of 2019. Everyone knew Javi H, from being a goat, Jack S, with his long hair, Angela with her red ass cheeks, Allie E and Chase B swapping more salvia then an ocean, and Conor B being a dumbass. Carl Sandburg had the worst food choices, as well as cute girls. They all were disgusting as fuck or had ok personalities. It also had the most toxic ship account, which got taken down and the Owner was Angela Tisbert, and tried to cover herself by being Destanee S. The only decent looking girls were Naya S, who moved away, Oleysa U, (did she wear anything other than leggings?), Olivia T, Allie E (why’d she date a midget?) and Zarah. Everyone else...ugly. Carl Sandburg was the most Hispanic filled wannabe school ever.

Did you hear about Carl Sandburg Junior High?
Yeah! Everyone says it’s ghetto.

by realityhitsyou September 29, 2019

SAFBII

(pronunciation: soff-bee) Acronym: Shit And Fell Back In It

SAFBII: A tragic error and/or miscalculation regarding the end result of a performed act or event.

I totally SAFBII last night you guys. I was doing ninety in a sixty-five zone. Cop got me. And I was drunk.

by Woosie August 3, 2011

Sloppy Sandbox

To chew a mouthful of crackers - preferably crispy ones, such as Triscuits - spit them into a woman's vagina and then eat her out.

Bob was so stoned he forgot he was eating crackers when he started to pleasure his wife, and accidentally gave her a Sloppy Sandbox.

by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009

Kids in a sandbox

A reference to a video on the internet in which a woman viciously rams a dildo into a man's penis as you hear his screaming in agony.

I pissed blood for a month after she pulled the "kids in a sandbox" on me!

by poopmaster5000 November 3, 2006

Sandburger

A hamburger served on bread instead of a bun. Typically, eaten by college students or old people.

grandpa: Woman, what's for dinner?
grandma: Hamburger patties
grandpa: Whatchu say?
grandma: We don't have any buns
grandpa: You betta get in the kitchen and make me a sandburger

by madabbarc September 9, 2009

Sandbox Bitch

A term coined in Southern New Jersey
A bitch in which a guy has known since the sandbox. During their adolescence. The guy will be harrassed by his peers-- they all wonder why he hasn't hit up his sandbox bitch. One does not simply hit up a sandbox bitch.

"Damn, jake and Kelsey have known each other since preschool, why ain't they screwing in the school bathroom?"
"Show some modesty bozo, Kelsey is jakes sandbox bitch, show some respect!"

by Stuffwithrock June 24, 2015

Sandbag dip

Sandbag dip
A middle eastern sexual act that causes a chin rash and sometimes a black eye.

A "sandbag dip" a day is better a chin rash anyday.

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 11, 2019