Sadsturbate

Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.

by Addison Trent January 16, 2009

sebastian sadsack

That kid that is always really sad and also strangely looks like a ballsack. Might be related to Squidward or Brass Plated Ballsack Keychains.

Poor Sebastian he will always be a Sebastian Sadsack. He will live on in Anders' fucked up mind.

by Ballsack WindSurfer October 27, 2015

sadsturbate

What people in long-distance relationships do during weekdays.

Kelsey's boyfriend hasn't visited recently... She must sadsturbate a lot.

by kxpe May 2, 2011

Sadsturbate

The act of masturbating while sad or depressed. Blood is often used as a lubricant for this activity.

After she broke up with me i sadsturbated violently and used my blood as lubricant.

by Dillypoo November 3, 2009

sadssy

Adjective

When you get sad and compensate by also becoming sassy.

Person A: You don't have any friends!

Person B: At least I don't have douchebags for friends like you! (*dies a little inside because you don't have any friends, douchey or otherwise*)

Person A: Wow, you're so sadssy today.

by brain_has_to_poop June 15, 2017

sadsturbating

sad-stur-bae-shun verb to masturbate out of pure sadness

"i was up all night sadsturbating cause I my gf left me"

by The Depressed Llama May 29, 2018

sadspetti

Just one sad fucking plate of spaghetti.

You work hard all day, you just wanted a simple dinner and you even managed to fuck that up. You overcooked the pasta. It’s literally just mush but you think actually adding any sauce whatsoever is going to salvage it. You were wrong. It’s still terrible. Now you have to decide to eat it in misery or starve. It’s spaghetti for a reason! It’s the only thing you have! There is no alternative. You really screwed your shit up this time you dumb motherfucker. Now all you have is your shame and a plate of sadspetti. You’re pathetic.

by SingSonger March 17, 2022