Simeon 

A person that talks about himself in a third-person point of view. Plays soccer and sucks really bad at it like the big dick he has in his mouth when he wakes up every morning. He thinks he can beat people up but grappling and screaming stupid catch phrases isn't a form of fighting. Stalks all his friends and makes sure that they pretend to like him in return or else he'll look bad in front of women he will never get with.

Q. Have you seen Simeon? A. No he's probably sucking a dick.

Simeon by Numba1gurl October 31, 2014

Simeon 

Simeon is one of the twelve tribes of Israel. They are known today as Domincan.

Dominican is a loose translation that means dog of Spain it is a byword placed on the tribe of Simeon to conceal their heritage and identity.

Simeon by Romans9 November 30, 2018

Simeon 

A type of guy who would dance at a wedding with anmol.

His motto is: "if it isnt a tranny, i aint fuckin"

You ask him a question and he will chat shit about motivation.

"yo today i feel like shit, i feel like simeon"

"Yo i cant be arsed for a simeon right now"

Simeon by Guv dhillon November 26, 2018

Simeon 

Simeon is a pretty great guy, everyone loves him. He’s really smart and plays basketball. He usually has a surname beginning with A and ending with I

You see that great guy over there, he’s Simeon

Simeon by pretty great guy January 8, 2020

Simeon 

simeon is so sus, like he can turn anything seggsual. probably talks about dumpys a lot . he also seem crazay but in a good way.

simeon so sus

Simeon by licknotlying November 20, 2021

siméon

Siméon c'est une personne pas prise tête.

Il adore avoir raison mais aime connaître l'avis des autres. Il est super proche de ses ami.e.s et c'est pour ça qu'on veut tous être potes avec lui. Il est giga cool et assez relax. Il aime prendre la parole, ça lui rappel qu'il apprécie avoir raison.

C'est un mec en or, vraiment . Il peut paraître froid , distant et orgueilleux mais quand on brise la glace, c'est une personne très simple et appréciable pour sa franchise. Il est rare de réussir à lui faire un câlin car il n'est pas très tactile. Mais bon, ça fait son charme et son inaccessibilité. Il pourrait partager des meme toute la journée. C'est une de ses raisons de vivre. Il a un humour noir aussi :)

*quelqu'un* : Israël ou Palestine ?

Siméon : Corée du Nord.

siméon by charlie.667 November 21, 2021

simeon 

most simeons talk WAY to much and your selfish sine simeon's are kind but not kai

simeon is getting on my nerves

or

simeon looks so nice today

simeon by maya13332 June 3, 2022