Michael Cera is an Actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this
Movies that follow The Michael Cera Rule
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex
Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex
Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.
by kingmc23 August 5, 2010
Get the The Michael Cera Rule mug.the three month rule is the amount of time a guy gets to ask a girl out. you have three months to figure out whether or not you see it going somewhere and if you fully want to be with her. it really should take three months but if it does and you still don’t know then leave her the hell alone. stop torturing that girl. if you don’t know by the third month if you see yourself with her then fucking leave. stopping wasting her time
girl: dyk what the 3 month rule is because it’s been 3 months already, and we still a aren’t dating. like do you want me or are you wasting my time? i’ve waited long enough so now i need to know, are we gonna date or not???
boy: idk yet, i still don’t know what i want
girl: cool *blocks him*
boy: idk yet, i still don’t know what i want
girl: cool *blocks him*
by chrisevansfuturewifeeee October 16, 2022
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A commonly held practice amongst urban males, by which at least one (though more commonly multiple) sexually active partners reside within a 19 minute commute of the male's place of residence, so as to allow sexual activity that takes advantage of early morning erections (that statistically last approximately an average of 20 minutes without stimulation)
Person A: "Not to be too much of a triflin' hoe, but does your girl meet the 19 minute rule?"
Person B: "Why yes, I am always inclined to follow such practical, time-tested, and, if I may be so bold, satisfying rules-of-thumb."
Person B: "Why yes, I am always inclined to follow such practical, time-tested, and, if I may be so bold, satisfying rules-of-thumb."
by Dennard April 7, 2008
Get the 19 minute rule mug.When going into a movie theater to choose a seat, the first seats that people look for are in empty rows, trying for as long as possible to not have to sit in the same row as another person or group of people. This is repeated until there are people in every row and then you HAVE to sit in a row with other people.
This is the movie theater rule.
This rule is offen appiled subconciously with out even realising it.
This is the movie theater rule.
This rule is offen appiled subconciously with out even realising it.
by ABlueOrange November 11, 2008
Get the movie theater rule mug.Sara Beth didn't reply within six minutes, therefore she lost the argument due to the six minute rule
by Garrett > Sara Beth July 8, 2014
Get the Six minute rule mug.When talking to someone of the opposite gender over some sort of electronic contraption, such as instant messaging, text messaging, or other alternate forms of communication, the rule states that if said person does not respond to a message in the time of five minutes, that they have either left, or are not paying attention to you. In most cases, this spells doom for relationships, but if your are talking to someone with a short attention span, this may be understandably excused with the necessary punishment of one minute of shunning.
Guy One: Dude, I was talking to that girl but she didn't respond for a few minutes so I used the five minute rule. I dont think she liked it.....
Guy Two: Yea, but its necessary to uphold justice in the social system....
Guy Two: Yea, but its necessary to uphold justice in the social system....
by Artaxias September 7, 2009
Get the Five Minute Rule mug.Refers to the practice of letting employees leave work an hour early. The term derives from the military, where supervisors are often not permitted to let their personnel leave early, but ARE permitted to grant their staff breaks, as long as they are less than 1 hour. On special occasions, a supervisor can work around the prohibition on early excusal by giving the staff a 59-minute break at the very end of the day; thus allowing them to leave about an hour early. The "59-Minute Rule" is often put into effect on the Friday before a three-day weekend.
Email to all personnel: The 59-Minute Rule will be in effect this afternoon. Have a safe and happy holiday! -The Boss
by Adameniscus May 30, 2006
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