Rude Lucky

When you have a one night stand and when you are done, you set the alarm clock early, take a crap on it, and get the hell out of there.

Oh my, that bitch was so terrible, I had to leave a good old rude lucky.

I thought we had a great night, but then I slammed my hand on a rude lucky.

by Frosty Johnson October 31, 2020

rude tits

Breast so nice they are in some way offensive.

I had this english teacher in highschool who was a real bitch, but she made up for it with her rude tits.

by RyanMcF April 28, 2007

Rudded

1. Australian: Heavily intoxicated with alcohol, usually with spirits. After Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, who introduced a tax on Alco-pops to reduce teenage binge drinking.

I'm going to get completely Rudded tonight!

by gh3y May 20, 2008

rude moon

During the act of mooning, the perpetrator spreads their ass cheeks to expose their anus.

It was bad enough when Bill got up and mooned everyone at the party, it was worse when he gave us the rude moon.

by trance_at_yahoo April 4, 2011

Morse Rudder

When one or more parties engage in phone sex or another electronic method (SMS) with the intent of sexual gratification. A variation of Dutch Rudder in that one party stimulates the other sexually by voice from a remote location rather than in physical contact. Derived from Samuel Morse (Morse code) and Dutch Rudder, circa 2008.

He guided her journey with a Morse Rudder to the Eighth Sea of Ecstasy

by FZelnod August 9, 2009

Skull Rudder

Nose, Snout, Nasal region, Olfactory protuberance, Smelling device, Shnoz, Honker, Beak.

The crowd let forth a mighty gasp as the talk show host balled up his fist and clocked Mr Holt right on his skull rudder.

by Noa Les February 7, 2021

Mannequin Rudder

Go to the mall and find the hottest looking mannequin. Hide until the mall closes and then derobe and return to your plastic lady. Proceed to use your own hand to maneuver the mannequin's hand to jerk off with. Even though its easier, never detach the hand because the hope is that mid-rudder, the mannequin will come to life (i.e. Kim Cattrall in Mannequin) and you'll have a sex slave for life. No one likes a one-armed gimp.

Girl - "I can't wait to see what happens with Carrie and Big during the new Sex and the City movie"

Guy - "That reminds me, we have to stop by the Macy's on the way home. I need a tie that matches my new suit plus I will be able to get a Mannequin Rudder and achieve a level of satisfaction your prude ass could never give"

by weezarc May 18, 2010