Rubber Duchess

Undertaking a masturbatory act on oneself, wearing Marigold rubber gloves and your Mother's best pearls or costume jewellery.

Nah, can't stay for another one lads. Got to pop home to let the Rubber Duchess out before Mum gets back from Aunty Karen's.

by I am Simon, I am bald. August 5, 2016

rubberband man

drug dealer; one who stores their cash tied by a rubberband

rubberband man, wild as the tailiban

by tha rubberman band March 25, 2004

where the rubber meets the road

The moment of truth of something.

An athlete can train all day, but the race is where the rubber meets the road and they'll know how good they really are.

by OVilla1000 August 17, 2012

Rubberband Refund

A tax refund from H & R Block, where one pays the penalty
fees and forgoes the full amount of their tax refund in exchange for an
instaneous pile of cash.

Dwayne got hisself a rubberband refund cause he couldn't wait no 2-10 weeks,
by then Lobsterfest be over!

by ktlr February 18, 2009

rubber rabbit

A fake, battery operated rabbit made of rubber, used to prank dogs, hawks and hunters, just for a laugh.

He aimed his rifle right at its head and upper torso, proceeding to blow the rubber rabbit into a million ridiculous pieces in front of all his doubled-over buddies.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019

Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper

2010 reference to Apple's response to Antennagate

Can you say Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper five times really fast?

by EStarr(z) August 6, 2010

I'm rubber you're glue

A riposte used when someone calls you a name. Indicates that whatever names or words someone uses in an attempt to offend or insult you, those words will bounce off you, and stick to the name-caller, indicating that he or she is actually indicative of the connotation he or she originally wanted to impart upon you. Also, what I say to Peter to make him cry.

I'm rubber you're glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you.

by Holly Strop July 17, 2006