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Masturbation Rotation

1. A mental list of people that make you want to touch your genitals until it is

time for a nap. Subjects may be picked at random or fantasized about with

premeditation. The list varies in length and changes often with subjects often

being paired up with other list members... also see Spank Bank
1. Your pretty face has earned you a reoccurring spot on my Masturbation

Rotation.
2. She is a bitch but people on the Masturbation Rotation don't talk.
by Hugh G. Rection Jr. July 14, 2013
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jobber rotation

Term used in fantasy baseball. It is the act of picking up starting pitchers (and then dropping them for a new one) in an effort to win the strikeout and wins categories. Usually pitchers available on the waiver wire aren't very good, hence rotating through jobbers.
I'm down 3-1 in wins and 35-20 in strikeouts. Guess I'll have to do a serious jobber rotation the next few days.
by Bob Johnson Here April 28, 2007
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Fap Rotation

The act of cycling between multiple different fap materials in order to avoid becoming desensitized to any of them. Similar to how farmers cycle the crops they plant in order to keep the soil full of nutrients.
I have a fap rotation system involving my favorite episodes from a hentai.
by Seiban June 20, 2017
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rotate

move, move on, get out, party's over, fuck off, go away
"y'all better rotate up on outta my crib"
by Edgar Friendly October 12, 2004
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heavy rotation

The set of 15 or so songs that Clear Channelesque cookie-cutter format radio stations play at least once an hour 24/7 until their Major Record Label BitchMasters tell them (or pay them) to play something else.

If a song you like makes heavy rotation, you'll hate it in two weeks or less. If a song you hate makes heavy rotation, you'll want to pull your brain out through your ears. Changing the station won't help, since every format radio station across the continent plays the same friggin' 15 songs in heavy rotation.
The MILF anthem "Stacy's Mom" was a fun song until it made heavy rotation - now I don't even want to bang Rachel Hunter anymore.
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
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rotgdmfflmmfgdao

Rolling On The God Damn Mother Fucking Floor Laughing My Mother fucking God Damn Ass Off.
rotgdmfflmmfgdao !!

Rolling On The God Damn Mother Fucking Floor Laughing My Mother fucking God Damn Ass Off
by Largbals June 11, 2006
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Wankel Rotary Engine

An ingenious engine design which avoids the reciprocal motion of the piston engine and manages to incorporate the suck, squeeze, bang, blow of internal combustion engines into a rotating piston.

Not a torture device of any kind.
The Wankel rotary engine is far more efficient than the latest hybrid cars, but nobody will buy one because it sounds too much like "wanker".
by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011
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