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I hate my fucking roommate(s). They keep me up all night.

Fuck them.
by myroommate'sanasshole July 29, 2006
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roommates: noun.

Group of people living together in an apartment or house, but not necessarily sharing one room or bedroom.
Usually denotes platonic relationships, although hooking up sometimes happens.
Commonly occurs in big cities & on college campuses.
The American equivalent of flatmates in the UK.
The roommates split the rent and argued about everything else.
by KinOhio September 19, 2006
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simular to "friend with bennifits"
a Roommate (normally opposit sex) that acts as a fuck buddy.
someone you live with but do not have a relationship with, but will on occasion, use for sex.
Yes, he is just a Roommate with Bennifits, I can fuck him when ever I need too, like after being at the bar and only meeting losers... but I come home horny.
by MyFavorite2Reds June 1, 2011
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The epitome of douchbaggery. Brings random "women" to your room while you are trying to study for your chem exam. Dick move.
Roommate: Dude I just brought home sara! Oh, we're gonna be chillin in the living room watching a movie on YOUR tv. So don't bother us.
Me: Fuck you and your douchebaggery.
by T3hMasterChief August 29, 2009
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the bitch that sleeps in the room across the hall in my apartment who is a filthy whore with a short temper and annoying voice. The person that also messes up the kitchen and living room after you've cleaned it up like a 5 year old.
My roommate would not stop talking as she spread her filth around the room
by Yvonne Houston March 6, 2009
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a person who will put all of his junk on your desk, leave dirty dishes everywhere, dig through your stuff, constantly play your games on your tv, be loud and obnoxious, and is just generally rude and disrespectful.
This guy has no respect for anything, what a roommate.
by Nebman February 18, 2008
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Somebody who never leaves the room whenever you could fulfill your sexlife. This kind of people disrespect your privacy needs either because they don't give a fuck about you or just simply being an asshole.
"Dude I picked up that hot chick yesterday but I couldn't bang her "
"How comes? "
"'Cause my prick cockblocking roommate were staying in the room all time again, it was the 3rd time he ruined my sexlife "
by theRiko June 23, 2016
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