Rocky Mountain Two Step

Diarrhea

"He must have ate something that disagreed with him and was doing the 'Rocky Mountain Two Step' all day". (Nicer way to tell someone you or others have/had diarrhea). Could also be 'Rocky Mountain Side Step' or 'Rocky Mountain Quick Step'

by Cache2 January 21, 2022

Rocky Mountain Sludge Fight

The act of two individuals eating excessive Mexican food or other gastro indecisive foods, and holding back the urge to diarrhea, and instead diarrhea into a pillow case and proceed to have a pillow fight

Tom WTF happened in the apartment last night?! It looks like someone pressed their ass against the wall and let it rip! Tad and Rich had a damn Rocky Mountain Sludge Fight in the apartment last night!

by GreatWhiteChief November 19, 2022

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

Where poop comes from.

"Gotta accept a delivery from the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory - you have a magazine?"

by BoogerBear June 23, 2008

rocky mountain thunder pigs

Obese skanks that hold down the rocky mountain territory. Often seen eating Dairy Queen and wearing clothes that are way too fucking small for them. These trifling skallywhops are known for there professional roofy and rape tactics. Victims more often than not commit suicide after waking up next to a rocky mountain thunder pig.

I was gonna get some dairy queen until i saw the line..a fucking heard of rocky mountain thunder pigs!

by K.O.L.E. MT 406 May 11, 2012

Rocky Mountain Bike Ride

When you have anal sex with a girl then make her ride a bike after.

Jason: How was your booze cruise with Joyce?
Matt: We pulled over to a hidden spot and I got her in the ass then we rode back home.
Jason: Ahh, Rocky Mountain Bike Ride.

by whodamanny November 9, 2009

rocky mountain high

Rocky Mountain High, contrary to popular belief, is not a feeling of euphoria induced by living in Colorado. It is actually a chemical-induced haze from massive THC exposure on the University of Colorado campus, which is coincidentally located in Boulder, Colorado. The methods by which Rocky Mountain High (RMH from here on to save time) are not fully known, however there are several theories as to how this occurs. This theory suggests that a combination of a lower partial pressure of oxygen due to elevation, an enormous amount of ethanol in the area, and the unsanitary conditions brought on by university students result in higher vulnerability to the effects of THC. RMH sets in, on average, within 5 minutes of entering the city limits of Boulder. Some PhD-wielding experts disagree with this theory. However, they are all suspected to be under the effects of RMH and so their theories will not be listed here. Another theory is that these experts are on crack. Even though RMH has been long known to the denizens of Colorado, it has surprisingly avoided the notice of the medical community, and is first documented in the popular John Denver song of the same name. People stricken with this condition display a pathological love of the beauty of the rocky mountains, including but not limited to climbing up trees to protect loggers, having multiple orgasms when seeing one of the many spectacular sunsets. The Rocky Mountains being highly addictive, all people who are living within its boundaries become instant addicts, and this sadly includes some cuddly and not-so-cuddly furry animals. Animals which are affected by this addiction will often cease eating and die of starvation, lest they consume the blood and meat of another creature. It is believed that RMH lead to the evolution of wolves and carnivorous rabbits. Symptoms of RMH include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, seeing fire raining in the sky, talking to God and hearing a casual reply, sharing beer, taking shots, and hazy vision. These symptoms, if left unchecked, can escalate to headache, stumbling, blindness, hazy vision of the victim becoming visible, unconsciousness and fraternity membership.

The shadow from the starlight is softer than a lullabye...Rocky Mountain high.

by your dog April 11, 2008

Rocky Mountain Highway

The act of performing anal sex with a girl then titty fucking her leaving a streak between her breasts thus resembling a highway between the mountains.

I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a rocky mountain highway. She was washing shit off her chest for days.

by Brian Euvino May 19, 2008