rocky mountain alfredo

1. A delicacy used to marinate rocky mountain oysters.
2. A sauce that accompanies daggeration.
3. The dressing specifically designed for tossing ones salad with.
4. A variant of the popular Italian sauce made from dairy products that originated in the Rocky Mountain region of the United States. Unlike the others, this is a vegetarian dish and is safe to eat.
Ex I:
Customer: This sausage is bland and dry.
Waiter: Might I suggest a mouthload of Rock Mountain Alfredo to spice things up?

Ex II:
(After failing midterm):
Damn, I just got served a steaming platter of Pene (not penne) topped with Rocky Mountain Alfredo and ate the whole thing. I hope the final isn't that hard. No pun intended.

Ex III:
I love penis.
...and Rocky Mountain Alfredo.
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Rocky Mountain Showdown

The yearly football game played between archrival schools Colorado State University and the University of Colorado. The game is played at Invesco Field at Mile High.
Did you get your tickets for The Rocky Mountain Showdown yet?
by Bucknasty Blaser July 16, 2008
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Rocky Mountain Wiggler

The act of draping one's limp penis over the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim from behind. The recipient of the "Wiggler" is usually sitting down and the actor standing up. There have been known incidences of the "Wiggler" to have been given to someone standing erect by somebody much, much larger than them. This method is also achieved more easily at an arena or stadium with tiered seating.

Known as a Mississippi Caterpillar east of the Mississippi River
If you pass out drunk at the game tonight, you might get a Rocky Mountain Wiggler!
by Johnny Longballs April 12, 2011
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Rocky Mountain Oysters

Dwight: "Colorado specialty -- Rocky Mountain Oysters"
Michael: "Wow, those do not taste like oysters."
Dwight: "That's because they're not Oysters. They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning!"

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by IronicMushroom October 31, 2015
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Rocky Mountain Grind

Getting a blow job from a girl who is either still eating or just finished eating oreo's.
Tom - "why do you look so pleased with yourself?"
Cam- "Marcy just gave me a Rocky Mountain Grind, it was messy but I was in a hurry..."
Tom - "I prefer wagon wheels..."
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Rocky Mountain Shower

Pouring a coors light over an unsuspecting victims head
Damn…after the bar, Jason gave Bryan a Rocky Mountain Shower.
by He him chichi May 15, 2022
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Rocky Mountain pearl

It is when a cowboy shoots his load all over your face.
Last night Jack gave me a Rocky Mountain Pearl.
by Sexilexi January 09, 2017
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