Rimming the Future

To manipulate the events in the present or to redefine the past with the goal of achieving a particular desired future.

Person 1: "Dude, your economics degree seems so boring. Why do you even bother?"
Person 2: "Bro, I'm just rimming the future"

Person 1: "Why do US history books put an emphasis on the US involvement in WWII as if they won the war when Russia actually did?"
Person 2: "They were just rimming the future"

by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017

Rimpy

Rimpy comes from the Hindu term 'Pretty.' This name means innocent beauty.

Rimpy would be considered the perfect baby name.

by Tinaa December 27, 2012

Rimmin' N' Jimmin'

When you like it both ways, you can receive it and give it. You love fanny and Tranny. You are as Bi Sexual as a sack of potatoes in a Cesar's salad.

Example 1:

Travis: Hey mate, what did you and the missus get up to last night?
Brandon: Yeah nah, just some Rimmin' N' Jimmin'
Travis: Some-fucking what?
Brandon: Yeah legacy came on me and I came on my girl

Example 2:

Dane: I just love Rimmin' N' Jimmin'!
Devyn: Oh, I didn't know your girl was a tranny
Dane: Fuck you, I'm the tranny
Devyn: ...okay

Short Definition: Tranny And Fanny

by Benux November 13, 2017

Rimming the sky

When you're playing skyrim

"Where's Bob?"

"Oh, he's in his room rimming the sky"

by I've never played this game December 16, 2011

Helmet Rimming

When one, driven by resentment/hate/anger etc takes the decision to rub their penis head round the rim of target-person's drinking glass as act of revenge.

I fucking hate that bastard; when he leaves to go to the toilet, i'm Helmet rimming his fucking glass.

by silversausage October 10, 2010

rimming

The act of using one's tongue on the anal rim of another person in order to gain and/or give sexual pleasure.

Insertion of the tongue is not necessary. Circular motions in the clockwise directions are supposedly better in the Northern hemisphere, and anti-clockwise ones in the Southern.

"If he wipes his ass well, I'll give him a good rimming"

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

Rimmability

The measurement of one's ability to receive rim jobs. See the example box below for details.

There are varying degrees of how "rimmable" an individual is. These degrees are known as "rimmability," and the level of rimmability is known as one's "rimmability quotient." One's rimmability has several key factors and forms, among which are:

Cantankerous rimmability: when one's rimmability quotient is so low that the beholder is angered

Congruent rimmability: when a person's quotient at a given point one
day is the same as their quotient the following day at the same time

Inverse rimmability: a person's quotient as a result of reciprocal rimmability

Limited rimmability: when a person's quotient cannot go above or below
a certain number due to outside factors

Parallel rimmability: when two people have the same quotient at the same time

Reciprocal rimmability: when a person's quotient is lowered by exactly
the same ratio as it had been previously raised

Spontaneous rimmability: when a person's quotient rapidly and
drastically increases or decreases with no definite cause

Variable rimmability: when a person's quotient is subject to frequent
change, be it positive or negative

Rimmability constant: the process in which rimmability is determined

Rimmability quotient: a ratio of one's ability to be rimmed as
determined by the rimmability constant

Rimmability variant: the amount that one's quotient can be changed

by Branman November 30, 2007