dick rickets

"Rickets" is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by Vitamin D deficiency). The term "Dick Rickets" can be used to describe a situation where one's erect penis is bowed dramatically in one direction.

Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.

Example 1 :
Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."
Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."

Example 2 :
"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"

by Erik Shunn September 4, 2007

Ricketz

A scene kid with a certain level of sexual appeal

"AH MATE! SHE'S WELL SCENE!!!"
"She's bare ricketz though!"

by The man in the know March 17, 2009

Rickety bridge

When you're fuckin a skank stand up, pick her up and when you nut drop the bitch on her back so she can't catch herself .

Dude 1- so what happened with you and that chickenhead last night?
Dude 2- I rickety bridged the fuck out of that bitch.

Dude 1- nice man!
Dude 1- haha ya. I broke her back. Fuckin skank.

by Youdontsaythat May 5, 2010

ricketzz

a message board troll, a geek, a recluse
one who spends his waking hours posting on message boards

Are you gonna be a ricketzz all day today?

by Slydude070707 July 21, 2008

Ricketyiness

Extreme level of rickety

The Ricketyiness of the ladder made her get off.

by Candi Smoot March 14, 2012

rickety dick

When a girl is so ugly your dick goes permanently limp

That girl was so ugly she gave me a bad case of rickety dick.

by Dakota & spencer January 7, 2015

rickeena

Rickeena is a girl with taste. She also has beueuty of all kinds. She is usually not the short but carries a ethnic of coming from little to big.

Rickeena is kept to her self.

by S.M.S's nicest May 23, 2018