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Riding the Cotton wool donkey

A term for a woman being on her period.
"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"

"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
by gamerouche May 8, 2014
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Diddy Kong Racing

A sex game that is played much like the Nintendo 64 version. As the penis is being inserted into the vagina, the man clearly states "Get Ready...GO!" much like the beginning of an N64 race. As the woman orgasms for the first time, the man says "Lap 2". The second time she orgasms he says "Final Lap" and when he busts a load, he yells "FINISH!" Cumming before the final lap is strictly prohibited.
Yo, I totally tested my Diddy Kong Racing skills on that chick last night.
by cstonz February 10, 2009
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Riding with Batman

A term used when a man has a man crush but is starting to slip into sexual curiosity.

Based on the theory of Robin's orientation and the ease in which people develop a man crush on Batman.
"I went to see The Boy from Oz and after Hugh Jackman came onto the stage, I have to say I was riding with Batman a little."
by marsneedstowels February 9, 2009
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Riding the toilet

When you're using the toilet for long periods of time trying to pass a bowel movement. Often triggered by diarrhea and constipation.
Tim has been riding the toilet all morning
by GasMaskDog January 2, 2016
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riding raw

Bob surprised me when he went in riding raw last night
by HarryBB8 October 25, 2017
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ridinoutallday

ridin’ out all day.
We ridinoutallday I got a couple chicks trying to kick it.
by The road warriors May 8, 2019
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Puerto Rican Eviction Notice

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.
by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021
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