A failed attempt at a tit wank when the girls breasts are too small for proper wanking of the penis.
I was so pissed off that I couldn't get a proper tit wank off that girl. She had such under developed tits..She tried but it was a blatant Rib wank....I left feeling unfulfilled
by Girthy_Z November 8, 2010
Get the Rib Wank mug.A nod to the popular 90's rumour that Marilyn Manson had some ribs removed so he could suck his own dick. Though in this case the term is flipped and aimed at someone who you consider to be 'backwards', either in their thinking and beliefs or literally just doing something completely the wrong way.
"RANDY?? OH MATE, HE IS THE TYPE OF GUY WHO WOULD CHOP OFF HIS DICK SO HE COULD SUCK HIS OWN RIBS, HE'S A REAL RIB SUCKER"
"Yeah mate, Randy has a mouthful of ribs"
"Yeah mate, Randy has a mouthful of ribs"
by Beansinacan July 9, 2019
Get the Rib Sucker mug.n: a rib snort is the sound produced by a sudden inhale through the nasal cavity while laughing.
Alternate spelling: rib-snort
adj: rib snorting funny describes the act of producing a rib snort or series of rib snorts.
Alternatively written as: rib-snortin' funny and rib snortin' funny
Alternate spelling: rib-snort
adj: rib snorting funny describes the act of producing a rib snort or series of rib snorts.
Alternatively written as: rib-snortin' funny and rib snortin' funny
by CaptainZlogg August 19, 2009
Get the rib snorting funny mug.Kevin and Charlie entered the flagrant kitchen,smelled the slow cooked ribs, and immediately sprung rib wood.
by sheila in the car July 4, 2009
Get the rib wood mug.by judydench555 February 24, 2015
Get the rib play mug.A form of unexpected extreme fisting wherein a girl is shaken fiercely via a strong hold upon her lower ribcage. Dishwashing gloves are recommended.
by Kai E. May 14, 2011
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