Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

Most likely one of two reasons:
1. you're bored af
2. you have no life

But I guess there's always the third option...
3. finals

Now enjoy having wasted a good minute of your life typing in this ridiculous word that isn't a word and reading this stupid definition

Now I must use the word in order for this to be posted: Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

^Just ignore that okay?

by purpura7 October 6, 2016

Random Souths guy

Random Souths Guy is a spectator who turns up to any sporting event (other than a Rabbitohs game) or other significant event wearing a South Sydney Rabbitohs football jersey.

I just saw a Random Souths Guy sitting in the crowd at the Superbowl.

by Big Kev Toohey April 25, 2019

contained randomness

1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression

2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour

"damn rorz, you are the jedi of contained randomness, how do you do it?"

by Rorz n Wilde December 2, 2004

Random Bogan

Random:
1. Someone of little significance
2. Everyone that you don't know and some that you do

Bogan:
1. Trailer trash
2. Your mother
3. see above
4. Look around, they are everywhere. Can often be found at Safeway or exploring Woolly bush while wearing a flannelette shirt, black acca-dacca t-shirt or wife basher singlet as well as tight black jeans and desert boots (DB's).
There are three main keys to correctly identifying a Bogan:

1. The obligatory packet of wini-blues rolled up in the sleeve to draw attention to the guns that they have developed from years of being a wanker;

2. The stubby or can of Victoria Bitter (VB); which also proves how little taste and class Bogans possess; and

3. The 'Mullet' the haircut with its own motto:
'Business at the front, party at the back'
in some circles also referred to as:
'Party at the back, business at the front'
Either way it is still a shit haircut

Random Bogan:
Look in the mirror; tell me what you see

I wish these Random Bogans would just get out of my way

There are so many Random Bogans here; it is not hot. I would go so far as to say that it is so Luke warm here right now

So little air, so many Random Bogans

Your mother is a Random Bogan.
That makes your father a 'Random Bogan Mother Fucker'.
Guess that must really suck for you; good thing that as you are also a Random Bogan, no-one really gives a fuck

Harden the fuck up; stop being a Random Bogan

by Luke Warm August 3, 2008

random humor

A mistake we as humans made when we first used the internet for memes and comedy.

Example: Person 1:"HAHA CHEESE XDXD!! I'M A UNICORNS!!"

Person 2: Random humor is dead.

by Megacuck March 6, 2017

rando hando

a handjob performed by a perfect stranger.

dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.

by master.blaster July 17, 2009

random ass

Used to refer to something or someone random, or of no particular importance, or even someone or something you might dislike.

The 'ass' part has no meaningful contribution and is therefore a random ass addition.

Sally: "Where's Paul"?
Martha: "I dunno, he left with some random ass girl from next door."

I was walking down the street the other day when some random ass guy walked up to me and asked me if I had seen his dog. Wtf.

by Seraph_7 January 6, 2009