Ritardando

It is actually a music term but it is also popularily used as a sustitute for retarded.

Ewww, We have to write an essay tomorrow? That's ritardando!

by Paula E. April 14, 2006

REItard

One who is addicted to shopping or browsing at REI or REI.com

Pronunciation ( ree-tard)

Guy1:Time for a Barnes and Noble run, maybe REI

Guy2: REItard

by Tweak338 January 17, 2010

rhetardic

retarded rhetoric, especially an explanation given by a drunk or high individual who thinks they are speaking intelligently

Debbie got philosophical while smoking, and she explained the rhetardic-based idea behind her solution for global warming which involved using air-conditioners to cool the outside.

by Rybinsk November 30, 2017

Ritardo

A great way to call a friend of yours named Ricky or Ricardo, this is because of how retarded they are.

Hey, Ritardo get over here!

by Destroy HD May 15, 2020

Ritard

That meme when music makes fun of you & stuff but also means to gradually become slower (presumably in music)
The word appears on sheet music

Me: hey music, can you stop making fun of me?
Music: No, ritard...

by Gayritard69 March 17, 2021

ritard

Oh it's nothing like what you think it is!

Ritard refers to a musical term that means getting slower. It is the shortened form of "ritardanto".

At bar 64, the orchestra needs to do a ritard leading to the next phrase.

by StartWithSobble May 25, 2021

ritardato

ritardato means regarded, is when a person in really stupid that looks retarded, or act like that in italian

porco dio jason è proprio un ritardato

by THISPEZISHELLARAW November 22, 2021