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Redvines

1) A tasty snack that is red and cherry-flavored. Came out before Twizzlers. If people say they like Twizzlers better than Red Vines, they seriously have a problem (unless if they're Darren Criss or Joey Richter or any other member of Team StarKid).

2) The delicious snack that Harry Potter and Ron Weasley discover they both like in Team StarKid's A Very Potter Sequel. Ron is always eating them in this musical. Near the end when Peter Pettigrew is about to kill Harry, Ron, Hermione, Sirius, and Lupin, Ron hold a Red Vine up to Peter and yells "STUPEFY!" Then Ron takes a bite of that Red Vine, saying, "Red Vines—what the hell can't they do?"
Ron: Hey do you want a Red Vine?

Harry: Yeah, sure.

... ... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ... ...

Ron: What is your favorite snack? 1, 2, 3—

H & R: Redvines.

Ron: What's your favorite color vine other than green?

H & R: Redvines.

Ron: What's your favorite way of saying 'red wine' in a German accent?

H & R: Redvines—OH MY GOSH!!!
by Mrs. Horan-Criss January 22, 2014
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Retainer Banger

1) Someone who gives a blowjob while still having his or her retainer in.
2) A preteen who engages in early sex because preteens are notorious for having braces.
Jeff is such a Retainer Banger I got a blowjob with plastic.

Mike is such a Retainer Banger his is only 15!
by Cody Jz October 14, 2008
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redvining

The act of intertwining the penises of two (gay) men presumably during sex, similar to the two snakes on a caduceus or (as the name suggests) the twisted licorice in Red Vines.
"What is it called when two gay men intertwine their penises? Like the two snakes on the medical stick? Is it called redvining?" -Angela Martin from The Office (Season 9, Episode 8)
by desidus December 5, 2012
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retrink

Name only given to people of legendary status. Very intelligent person, often a nick name.
"That was something only a Retrink could do"
by Quinn Udy September 14, 2013
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Retainer relief

When you put your retainer in after an extended period of time and, although it's a bit painful, feels so, so good.
After not wearing his retainer for 3 weeks, Ron noticed his teeth were beginning to ache and separate. That night, he put his retainer in and felt instant retainer relief.
by FrayFanatic June 3, 2015
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retina check

When someone points out a wrong color, your are granted the power to check their retina. By doing this, you pull out their eyes, and check their retina. If you pass, the eyes are put back in. If you fail, your eyes get mauled by a baseball bat.
John : Nice purple sweatpants.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.
by mrretina February 1, 2020
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revinin

What happens when you step on the gas pedal while in park.
The car was revinin.

Pop Smoke Gatti
by Revinin December 1, 2020
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