Returd

A turd that is almost out but then says "HELL NO BITCH" and then slips back up your ass crack

imma slip back up this ass crack cause im a returd

by Hotshot128 October 16, 2018

returd

Someone who poops out a turd, eats it, then poops it out again, thinking that they have just done something monumental. Socially acceptable replacement for the "r" word.

Donald Trump suggested injecting bleach as a possible COVID-19 cure. What a returd.

by CryptoKnight October 2, 2024

Returd

Someone who’s as smart as a literally piece of shit

“Did Caroline text her ex again?” “Yeah, she’s such a returd”

by broey jahm September 15, 2018

Returd

A term referring to someone who has been accepted and rejected through multiple different social clubs and networks, and finds themselves in the same situation in life as each rejection. Commonly related to a chunk of poo cycled through your plumbing and finding it's way through another exit and pouring sewage and putrid water into your home.

Dude quit with trying to join the army, they already know that you're a returd.

by justkingdion April 23, 2011

Returd

someone who is retarded that is being a little shit

John your such a fucking Returd

by Mix'N'Match 2 for 6 November 19, 2020

Returd

How a retard with a scat fetish spells "Retard," in Roblox game chat.

This crippled returd fugged me up.

by Zynxos January 26, 2024