Returd

A turd that is almost out but then says "HELL NO BITCH" and then slips back up your ass crack

imma slip back up this ass crack cause im a returd

by Hotshot128 October 16, 2018

Returded

It's a mix of "very stupid" but in a more hilarious, weird, and/or spontaneous way. From the Latin word for "slow", and being an ass or turd in a sense, or can just mean as stupid as shit.

You are returded.

by Stane reeves November 21, 2025

Returd

Someone who’s as smart as a literally piece of shit

“Did Caroline text her ex again?” “Yeah, she’s such a returd”

by broey jahm September 15, 2018

Returd

A combination of the word retard and turd normally used to describe someone that has the quality of a turd and a retard.

John is such a returd

by NotMystic December 4, 2018

Returd

A term referring to someone who has been accepted and rejected through multiple different social clubs and networks, and finds themselves in the same situation in life as each rejection. Commonly related to a chunk of poo cycled through your plumbing and finding it's way through another exit and pouring sewage and putrid water into your home.

Dude quit with trying to join the army, they already know that you're a returd.

by justkingdion April 23, 2011

Returded

Someone so stupid they would try shove their own shit up their ass.

After someone punches a brick wall very hard. "That's returded!"

by Kjam =) April 4, 2023

Returd

How a retard with a scat fetish spells "Retard," in Roblox game chat.

This crippled returd fugged me up.

by Zynxos January 26, 2024