returd

Someone who poops out a turd, eats it, then poops it out again, thinking that they have just done something monumental. Socially acceptable replacement for the "r" word.

Donald Trump suggested injecting bleach as a possible COVID-19 cure. What a returd.

by CryptoKnight October 2, 2024

Returd

someone who is retarded that is being a little shit

John your such a fucking Returd

by Mix'N'Match 2 for 6 November 19, 2020

Returded

Someone so stupid they would try shove their own shit up their ass.

After someone punches a brick wall very hard. "That's returded!"

by Kjam =) April 4, 2023

returd

To describe an INSANELY dumb individual without using the r-slur. Enhances the word with mention of poop.

No way, that kid just slapped his mother.
Wutta returd move
Ikr

by vectorperkins November 8, 2020

Returd

Someone who’s as smart as a literally piece of shit

“Did Caroline text her ex again?” “Yeah, she’s such a returd”

by broey jahm September 15, 2018

Returd

How a retard with a scat fetish spells "Retard," in Roblox game chat.

This crippled returd fugged me up.

by Zynxos January 26, 2024

Returd

A term referring to someone who has been accepted and rejected through multiple different social clubs and networks, and finds themselves in the same situation in life as each rejection. Commonly related to a chunk of poo cycled through your plumbing and finding it's way through another exit and pouring sewage and putrid water into your home.

Dude quit with trying to join the army, they already know that you're a returd.

by justkingdion April 23, 2011