Retardicle Question

When someone asks a rhetorical question so stupidly obvious that by the time they've finished asking it, they've already answered it.

Nick rang me this morning and asked yet another retardicle question. Needless to say, he felt stupid after that.

by iDazign January 25, 2018

Retardated

possessing; having the appearance or characteristics of, having a mental retardation.

the patient seems severely 'retardated' due to his actions and statements

by OmertaOmissions December 26, 2022

goddamn remarkable

term used describe something that is outside the bounds of ordinary. When something exceeds par, or is being experienced beyond the normal.

Hey bro, hows that hookah?

Man, its goddamn remarkable.

translation- the hookah is exceeding par. The hookah at this point is being experienced at a level higher than normal.

by Bobby Haha October 4, 2010

Retardalyse

Retardalyse - An analysis given by someone either mentally inadequate or completely stupid that when spoken, either reassures their handicap or stupidity.

For the love of God, dont retardalyse this Kenny.

by Ruyai October 1, 2009

Retardament

Obstacle, usually mental, that hinders thinking and the thought process.

He failed to finish the exam because he could not overcome his retardaments

by mbmb111 January 18, 2009

Retardacle

To ask a queston you know has a riduclious answer

That's a retardacle question you retard

by anthony j maguire December 1, 2010

retardage

the conscious act of refering yourself back to a state of mental blockage.

I could not believe the drunken retardage at the party last night.

by Marissa Jenae March 26, 2008