Republican compromise

The act of tricking someone more powerful than you into giving you what you say you want, and then throwing said item on the ground (metaphorically or for real) and spitting in their face.

Thanks, Obama, for giving us some tax cuts and taking out stuff that you wanted... but we're not gonna vote for your stimulus bill anyway. None of us. That's what we call a "Republican compromise". Sucker!

by HavenB January 29, 2009

Republican victims

The normal state of affairs for Republicans since they are so widely crucified by the liberal fake news media machine.

We are certainly the most intelligent and the best equipped emotionally to govern the US and so it is obvious why we are so vilified; we are the Republican victims!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

Republigion

n., the national religion formed by radical right wing Neoconservatives. It is a melding of all Christianity, even though most of its beliefs have long ago been proven to be false.

Most Christians, and especially Catholics, are supposed to believe in Evolution, so if they believe in Intelligent Design, their real religion is Republigion.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg June 24, 2011

Democrats and Republicans

Two of the biggest problems in America right now.

I hate Democrats and Republicans!

by Clinker May 22, 2008

Republikaren

(Noun)
Female Republican that is rude and racist. May also be dumb.

Look at her MAGA hat, she's a Republikaren.

by HighPriestofHecate January 25, 2020

Trump Republicans

The working class, undereducated, xenophobic, red-headed stepchildren of the GOP's failed marriage between social conservatives and the oligarchs who sent the social conservative's jobs to Mexico in the first place.

Trump Republicans like me are going to make American grate again!

by Jkelemenop June 8, 2016

welcome to the republican party

A tired meme at the Something Awful forums (and perhaps elsewhere on the internet). Initially it was the funny concluding line of a joke; since then, it has been broadened to be used as a corny punchline for other jokes, and has broadened even further to be added as an addendum to message board posts FOR NO BLOODY REASON (as parasitic memes tend to do)

Used correctly: end of original joke (look it up)
"Why should her laziness and irresponsibility be rewarded with half of what I've worked for?" The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party"

Used annoyingly:
Knock knock
Welcome to the Republican Party!

Used normally:
Hey I was just watching the tv and OMG WELCOME THE REPUBLICAN PARTY LOLOL

by hiddenattacker January 20, 2009