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remojify

(v.i.) to reawaken one's mojo. Remojification can have both internal and external causes. Where "mojo" can mean self-confidence, self-esteem and/or self-efficacy, remojification can mean restoration and/or increase of any or all of these things. Renewed sexual vitality may inform remojification, but it is not the sum total thereof.
A: I am a poor, pathetic wretch. I cannot succeed at work; I have no money; there are no women who think I'm attractive; I consistently fail to befriend children, the elderly and animals; and, I never say anything remotely clever. I will be lucky if I can spend my life in utter mediocrity without causing anyone else too much harm.

B: Man, it's time for you to remojify! I mean you are just going to *have* to get that mojo back, because it's the only thing that's gonna save you, and without it, you're surely lost! Remember, there has to be *some* reason why you're special! Be a spirit, not a ghost! I'm not talking that Stuart Smalley mumbo-jumbo, either! I'm talking about remembering who you really are! Don't let the bastards grind you down! The movement you need is on your shoulder! Just dig deep, my friend. Know that I am here for you. I believe in you! I know you can do better! Mark my words: YOU WILL REMOJIFY!
by pat.riot August 13, 2010
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Fecal Reasoning

fecal reasoning- can be used like Fecal Justification, meaning the justification one utilizes in order to justify their defecation in a socially unacceptable manner/location
"The only reason I shit in the bucket is cuz were on the boat."

Kristen, spare me your fecal reasoning please
by Tony. 305. October 15, 2007
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for reasons

Used as an explanation as to why you are requesting something when you don't want the people to know why. The more sinister your statement sounds in context, the better.
What is that cute girl's name on the left of the picture? I want to know for reasons...
by Mec August 8, 2015
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13th Reason

Reference to Netflix show, 13 reasons why. A reference to kys
Me: I just realized that strangers think me and my platonic friend are dating when they see us together in public
Other friend: yeah they do & he gives off republicans vibes 💀
Me: this is my 13th reason lmao
by LilNasX April 10, 2021
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Reasons

Used to describe the frustrating or baffling result of a procedure when you aren't sure or confident that you have a valid explanation.
The client decided they wanted me to completely overhaul the project because reasons.
by DeadFish42 May 3, 2015
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ffnr - famous for no reason

being famous without having any kind of talent, success or anything alike
That Peaches Geldof is a so ffnr - famous for no reason. She should be glad that her father is so well-known.
by Motaba November 17, 2009
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