Early Relissal

n. A mixture of 'Early Release' and 'Early Dismissal'.
Pertaining to the untimely discharge from school.

Used in the same context as the above...just cooler sounding.

Sarah: Mrs. Thompson won't be giving us that test today.
Caroline: Why?
Sarah: Early relissal is today!
Caroline: YESH!!

by Carolina Noir February 6, 2008

twat relish

The process of fucking a girl with a dill pickle and putting it back in the jar for your friends to eat later.

Dude, I cant believe you just ate that twat relish you sick fuck!!

by That's my ass! April 23, 2009

Gentleman's Relish

Spunk, Semen, Jizz, Spoff, Spooge, Population Paste, Man Glue, Jostle Juice, Baby Gravy, Etc. Etc.

After a heavy night of masturbation, Jimmy woke to find a tissue, covered in Gentleman's Relish, stuck to the side of his face.

by fat b'stard July 4, 2011

relish

really fuckin rad.

Person 1: Dude i got laid 9 times last night by all those hot brazilian chicks.

Person 2: Relish. Dude that's so relish.

Person 1: Yeah. now suck my balls.

by BLTandFUCKFACE December 22, 2009

Gentlemen's Relish

Synonymous with semen, sperm, or ejaculate.

The new Detroit Barbie doll comes complete with a skanky dress, stained with realistic gentlemen's relish.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Hot Relish

Post alcohol consumption loose stool

I was banging this girl I took home from the bar & she surprised me with a finger to my starfish so I gave her the hot relish.

by Manny L February 3, 2004

man relish

sperm, semen

I shot a hot load of man relish all over her back.

by Bogey December 11, 2003