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Reintardation

The state of society is not going to improve until we learn to break the cycle of reintardation.
by P Schwangles May 1, 2019
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reintardation

When a person who was banned for hate speech on Twitter gets their account reinstated by Elon Musk
Ye is back on Twitter! Elon put him and Donald Trump through reintardation.
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reingardenation

When your garden dies and you finally get up off you ass to start growing things again...
I have to reingardenation my garden tonight . It is all dead from this horrible weather we were having.
by STRAYKITTY April 16, 2022
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Reincarnation

I hope to be reincarnated in the next life. I hope reincarnation is the most likely scenario after death.

If you could reincarnate into anything, what would it be?

A hot girl.
by AntiCircumcisionMan July 13, 2025
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Reincarnation Theory

The metaphysical framework positing that souls incarnate repeatedly, learning and evolving through multiple lifetimes. In Reincarnation Theory, death is not the end but a graduation—a transition between lessons. Birth is not a beginning but an enrollment—the soul entering a new classroom with new lessons, new challenges, new opportunities. The circumstances of each life—family, body, talents, struggles—are not random but chosen (or assigned) based on what the soul needs to learn. Karma is not punishment but pedagogy—the natural consequence of actions, guiding the soul toward greater wisdom and compassion. Reincarnation Theory explains the apparent injustice of life (it's not unjust, just incomprehensible within one lifetime), the diversity of human experience (souls are at different stages), and the sense that we've been here before (we have). It's the framework for those who experience life as school, not prison.
Example: "She'd always been drawn to ancient Egypt—not as a tourist but as a homecoming. Reincarnation Theory explained it: she'd lived there before, in another life, and the memories lingered as interests, affinities, unexplained knowledge. She wasn't imagining it; she was remembering, dimly, across the veil of death and birth. The feeling of recognition was real recognition."
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 17, 2026
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Pi Reincarnation

When the number π has undergone many transformations over the centuries from being merely associated to a circle to identifying itself with infinite series, the bell curve, and even the possible communication with extraterrestrials—from geometry and trigonometry to statistics and probability to infinity and astronomy.
Last March, the Dalai Lama wishes everyone at the math conference, “Happy Pi Reincarnation!”
by Fasters February 2, 2022
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Sim Reincarnation

The act of a person that plays the sims 2,3, or 4 that recreates their crush, partner, friends, or the people they hate in the sims to play out their life with them
"Did you see Sarah's Snapchat Story?"
"No Why"

"She did a Sim Reincarnation of Mikey, and married him."
by gagachondria1.5 February 27, 2022
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