on the register

Someone who is a pedophile

Our gym teacher is crazy I bet you he’s on the register

by Hakashi Katake August 6, 2020

rub register

a female version of the male spank bank

Seeing Roy's massive cock, Sarah filed it in her rub register for futher contemplating.

by cashole August 24, 2006

Sack register

The act of pulling excess scrotal skin over your soft penis and and pressing on the exposed base of the penis and as the penis flings out of the sack wrap you say cha ching mocking the sound of a cash register

"Dude he was so drunk that he made a sakpak and put on a "sack register" for us it was so funny

by Bighair15 March 14, 2010

The Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip of a debit/credit card into your anus.

That girl gave me the turkish cash register last night, not my thing.

by TheAllKnowingMrD May 13, 2018

Register Monkey

Someone that works a cash register at a discount store because they are too dumb to get a real job.

That register monkey charged me twice!

by Jim Kenzig December 2, 2003

reggiter

A word made up by the YES MEN, a subversive anti-corporate group while posing as executives from Exon-mobile, meaning a overall largely accepted group mindset.

"Religious bigotry is introduced into the reggiter of conservatives simply for incendiary motives."

"The reggiter of wester society is based off of judeo-christian values."

by worldddddtraveler April 21, 2009

registering a pinkie

Noticing one has an erection

Bob was disturbed when registering a pinkie while watching The Golden Girls

by smcduk November 1, 2017