I-Ready

A shitty fucking disgraceful ass Site to the entire USA, Id rather watch the emoji movie 3 times than do fucking I-Ready

Teacher: Ok class it's time for I-ready, get your slow ass Chromebooks out
Me: Uhh why don't ya go ahead and go fuck yourself instead.
Teacher: oh ok, I guess ill just die then

by DavidFlysBoeing99 November 25, 2021

Zoom-Ready

When your hair, clothing, jewelry, and make-up are pulled together enough that you can get onto a video call without embarrassing yourself and/or scaring everyone else. This is especially important/ challenging when working alone at home.

Thank goodness I had an hour warning before the meeting to get myself presentable and Zoom-ready. I put in my contacts, fixed hair and make-up, put on my cov-earrings - - but true confession: I was still in my pandemic-pants!

by JaneGordon.com May 19, 2020

$5 hot-n-ready

A cheap handjob. Usually performed in a shady location, such as an alley or a bathroom. Originated in Philly

"Yo I ran into this hot jawn at the show last night! I was hoping to score afterwards, but all I got was a $5 hot-n-ready in the bathroom."

by Scruffo215 July 13, 2016

i-ready

i-ready is a piece of shit website made by a dumb fuck that your teachers make you do . prepare to suffer and wanna fucking kill yourself with this bullshit . but when u get older , you will realize that really this shit is useless.

robert - yo , why do you look so beat up ? you good ? ava- nah , i did i-ready yesterday and trust me , i hate it

by dyingwhale.01 November 11, 2019

Bonesaw is Ready

Phrase from the 2002 movie "Spiderman", where Spiderman is about to fight Randy Savage (Bonesaw McGraw) but Randy says "Bonesaw is ready!" It

"BONESAW IS READY"

by Le Carlton September 25, 2017

I-Ready

A stupid test that causes students to hate their lives and causes them to develop anxiety, depression, anger, hate, etc. It is also repetitive and retarded thing that sucks for anyone who does this crap.

I-Ready is mainly used as a way to torture students and to make them hate everything!

by Anonymous 955534 January 8, 2022

My Body Is Ready

Phrase said by Reggie Fils-Aime in a Wii Fit test at an E3 the meme exploded so much that even Nintendo referenced it in Pokémon

Les do this My Body Is Ready

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 14, 2021