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Redbank Breathilizer

If you are giving your best friend or relative a blow job then you are to drunk to drive.
I told mom that the Redbank Breathilizer proved that she was to drunk to drive home. And now we have no money to pay for mom's funeral after paying for cousin Benny's penis re-attachment surgery.
by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010
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Redbank Triple Play

A sexual act that involves having anal sex followed by vagina sex followed by oral sex. The penis can not be cleaned between hole insertions. This act allows the woman to taste herself and her man. And the man has the pleasure of all three holes of his partner.
Samantha and John really enjoyed watching the braves turn a triple-play during their weekend trip to atlanta. This motivated them to try the Redbank Triple Play when they got back to their RV.
by heimlichschlonge March 17, 2010
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Matthew Redmond

A notable man from Denver Colorado who has very fancy pencils and likes farming.
Matthew Redmond has awesome pencils.
by Yung Thug Lord Illuminati March 12, 2015
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Spirit RedPanda

PLAYS FORTNITE 25 HOURS A DAY WITH NO BREAKS AND SUCKS AT GOLF.
"That Spirit Redpanda is so bad at golf lol "
by YoungMoneyClan November 17, 2021
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Redbank Rimjob

Licking the anus of a person whose hemorrhoids are bleeding.
Robbie had read about how much sexual stimulation that a woman can receive from having her anus licked and could not wait to try it on his 8 month pregnant wife Susan. When he got home from setting up the double-wide out in Swansea he found his wife bent over the bathtub giving little Susie a bath so he dropped to his knees and began to lick her where the sun don't shine. But her hemorrhoids were hanging out and bleeding from driving the big rig all day so it ended up being a Redbank Rimjob.
by hiemlich schlonge February 25, 2010
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dennis rodman

not only the best nba forward.... he also banged carmen electra, on several occasions.
playa, if was dennis rodman, i'd have banged carmen electra, on several occasions.
by the white whino December 1, 2003
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Mrs redmon

by Not Delaney April 22, 2019
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