Red Sox

A baseball team that earns nothing in the 84 years it takes them to win a world series, as well as being a load of overpaid lucky players, who then accuse a rival of being overpaid themselves, thus contradicting themselves. They have not really earned any of the titles they have earned and are merely a product of a bored media that needed a way to create buzz between the winningest team in sports and a seeming "rival", though statistically it is clear that there is none. Their fans are a large bandwagoning group of chowder consuming baby rapists who desire nothing more than to eat their own young after raping them and will mary no one unless at least their cousin but preferably their siblings or parents. They prefer the logo of a pair of filthy sox over the first letter of the city they represent. They are more commonly known as the Red Sux and "The Nation" ignoring the fact that an empire is larger than a nation, proving even further that not only is Boston less educated but also willing to concede the fact that they are nothing compared to New York and the Yankees.
"Man did you see the Red Sox loss last night."

"Yeah I didnt think anyone could hype up an 11-1 loss like that but those espn announcers sure did."
by Bangerlivas April 30, 2009
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A disappointing and inferior baseball team from Boston Massachusetts that is supported by mostly low class but persistent fans extremely bitter from generations of losing to the New York Yankees.
Red Sox suck! Red Sox suck!
by 1cool1 December 01, 2006
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best team in sports. Bottom line.
The Yanks can go rub dongs with their daddies.
by Bouch March 03, 2005
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One of the worst baseball teams in MLB history. Other than the cubsthe red sox are probably on of the worst teams EVER. In 2004 they made a historic comeback in the ALCS versus the yankees. But other than that the red sox have been very unsuccessful. They have the biggest cry baby fans in the world. Most red socks fans pronounce words really stupid. For example: "The Red Sawks" and "Paaak the caa in the garaage" (Park the car in the garage). People espically from NYC laugh upon them. People from the New England area dont like people from Boston. The Red Sox are garbage. So are the people of Boston and their whiney fans. Failure describes the RED SAWKS!
The Red Sox lost again. Boy we suck.
OMFG WE WON 1 WORLDS SERIES in 86 YEARS! WE STILL ARE SUCKY RED SOX LOSERS!
by BrooklynMan September 27, 2007
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A band off idiots that plays in a glorified little league ball park with psychotic, classless fans.
Finally the red sox won a title after 87 years... You have better odds at winning in roulette!
by GO YANKEES May 01, 2006
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Winners of the 2004 world series, and because of that yankees fan bitch like the babies they are saying the suck but hey, who won the world series?
Sorry Yankees this aint a race heres your guift for second place, ~hands tombstone~
by Yankee Lover October 29, 2004
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The biggest piece of shit team ever. The one team who actually thinks winning 2 world series and coming back from 0-3 makes them good all of a sudden. A team who were a bunch of faggots for 86 years and they finally win something, while the Yankees were kicking ass for 100 years. A team with the dumbest, most idiotic and immature fans that were ever born. A team that gets owned by the yankees year in and year out and lost 5 straight games to New York.
Mike: So, You going to Boston tomorrow for the Yankees-Red Sox game?

Joe: Fuck no! Why the hell would I step foot in a shithole beatdown fuckin town like that and an old, dead monstrosity called a ballpark with a big fuckin green wall. Not to mention the asshole boston fans, I'll pass until they come to New York.
by MepwnsBostonbitches November 10, 2007
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