the red pill

dont do it. drink the kool aid.

i regret taking the red pill.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan August 27, 2022

Taking the Red Pill

Getting someone high for the first time who had previously been skeptical or fearful of weed. If you watch the film "The Matrix", you'll see that Morpheus' speech to Neo about taking the Red Pill can apply almost perfectly to that situation.

Chris: Man, Ashley is so anti-weed. Gives me dirty looks if I even try and talk about it.

Sean: Not anymore dude. I smoked her out last night.

Chris: For real? Damn you had her taking the red pill!

Morpheus: "This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes."

by Hollywood Swinging November 26, 2010

Taking the Red Pill

The act of suddenly or gradually understanding the superiority of the right side of the political spectrum.
This involves truly understanding the physical and metaphysical world in a way that a person on the left side of the political spectrum would normally choose chooses to ignore.

"Hey bro, I've been taking the red pill lately, and I think I finally understand everything. Care to immerse yourself in my right wing literature?."
"Nah bro, I'd rather remain ignorant. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go beat my meat to the Communist Manifesto."

by TheAdamSandler June 12, 2017

Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types

Useless, incompetent, men who are too stupid to know that women "pay the disproportionate cost for sex" which roughly translates to "are better than men". He doesn't give a shit about disaffected men and has nothing but contempt for them. Why? Let's explore."

Hym "You can tell by Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types that he REALLY doesn't like the fact that MEN control access to relationships. Women already control access to sex but that isn't good enough for him. That's why he's pushing so hard for marriage even though he knows that half of them will fail. He wants them to have control of both. You should have to PAY A PRICE for leaving his daughter. You should have to have a relationship with her to fuck her (even though, history, you just DON'T have to do that). I disagree. I think men should hold a tighter grip on their control of relationships. It's not a "Short term mating strategy". In the words of my highly sexually success friend who lives in his mothers basement AND my highly sexually successful OTHER friend who ALSO lives with his parents and sits and plays video games with me (even going as far to turn down sex to spend his birthday with me) 'I'm looking for 'the one' but, hey, if they want to throw me some ass while I search... Meh 🤷🏿 ♂️' "

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

Red or blue pill

Limiting someone's choices to two choices, rather than giving them a broad selection of choices.

Guy- Will you choose the red or blue pill?
Other guy- I don't take drugs, so I will choose not to take any pills or bullshit.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020

red pillow

A males attempt to engage in a threesome by bringing a red pillow into the room where his friend and a girl are having sex.

"When Joe came into the room holding his red pillow, I knew it was time to pull my pants up."

by woodchipper April 16, 2008

Based and red pilled

Something that is bold and correct but also something a vast majority disagree with,
Tied to red pilled which means to flee from false myths in exchange for getting a better understanding of the real world
Sometimes but not limited to having right-wing beliefs

Tim: Radical feminists are so cringe, they say women are oppressed when men face much more hardship
Joseph: Based and red pilled

by stans begone November 19, 2020