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Precognition

The ability to see events that are about to happen. The ability to see the future.
In "Minority Report" the humans who saw the future were called "Precogs"
by Flash Fan August 28, 2005
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precognition

The ability so sense something that is about to happen in the future. In Star Wars, that happens very often, strangely enough. In real life, precognitions are very rare.
I have the ability of precognition. I can sense the future!
by charlestan April 19, 2006
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Reconation

A word made up by Community Corrections jabberwalkies. It has no definition other than the one found here. The word is used to cause a person to question their own thinking.
Mark wants to break us using moral reconation therapy, but he can't.
by IRT Jabber Walkie May 13, 2017
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Anal Precognition

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.
I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!
by Grand Master OverSpank April 8, 2017
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fubar<fucked up beyond recognition>

fucked up beyond all recognition is an expression to stress the fact that there cannot be an upper limit to being fucked up.
excessive fucking makes a pussy look like something it is not supposed to. In the extreme cases one may even fail to recognize it. The above expression is directly derived from this fact.
I am fubar<fucked up beyond recognition> in my thesis.
by Santabanta ka dost April 29, 2008
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