receipt hostage

When eating out: the purgatorial time between receiving the check and receiving your receipt. In this space, you are trapped, having already finished your food, but cannot leave the restaurant because the waiter inexplicably does not just take your card when he gave you the check. And when he does, takes 10 minutes to come back. Generally not seen outside the US, where waiters, more smartly, carry credit card machines with them.

Finished my meal at Applebee's at 9pm, but didn't leave til 930, spending 30 minutes as a receipt hostage.

by theoldsage November 13, 2016

total boob recall

or TBR, when you trigger a memory of a woman because you remember what her tits looked like. Despite what women believe, some men (at least the ones that admire breasts, or "boob men") burn memories of a nice set of funbags into their brains, and can recall them photographically.

Girl: I can't believe that waiter remembered us, even though we've only been here once like 6 weeks ago...

Guy: he saw your rack and remembered you and (me) "that fat guy that needs a haircut". He was struck with total boob recall.

by Davester75 December 27, 2014

Receipts

Evidence or proof. Often in the form of screenshots or saved snaps.

Emma Blackery:Don't you try coming for me
Cause I'm the bitch who keeps her receipts

by ToboTron May 12, 2018

recapitate

When your head is put back on.

I cut off some guy's head, but then I recapitated him.

by Bob882 December 7, 2004

recalentada

Re-heating the food from the quinceañera (or other large event) the day after the party. Everyone meets up at the family's house to eat what was left over ...and the uncles are probably there to nurse their hangovers together.

(one cousin to another as she leaves the party) "Do you mind if I take your sweater with me and give it back to you at the recalentada tomorrow?"

by L E M August 4, 2010

recap

waking up in the morning after drinking all night to a terrible hangover, grabbing a glass of water & some food, laying in your roommates' beds/living room trying to put the pieces back together on what happened the night before

"I feel like shit...everyone is coming over to recap though, I can't miss it."

by boogie_nightz July 16, 2018

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent

A Politically-Correct Word for a Rape Victim originally suggested in George Carlin's Doin it again (1990)

" Rape Victim : OMG I been RAPED

Police officer : No, your an unwilling sperm receiptent

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent : Oh? Wtf? "

by Vaprous September 3, 2012