Progress Reports

When the school you curently attend decides to fuck with you and sends all your bad grades home so your parents can bitch at you.

Mom: "Oh, look! A letter!"
Kid: "Noooo!"
Mom: "I wonder what...OH FUCK! GET IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND GODDAMN STUDY!"
Kid: "Fucking progress reports..."

by boredlikehell34 December 19, 2008

rebortion

an act wherein a child rejects his or her parents; the counter of an abortion; see: college

Mom, Dad it's been a tough decision, but . . I want a rebortion.

by adevne October 19, 2010

Reboot Wednesday

The day after Patch Tuesday (The second Wednesday of the month in months that don't start with Wednesday). The day you have to reboot your computer for the patch to be installed on your computer.

guy 1: Happy Reboot Wednesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm it's a computer nerd thing

by Straemer September 24, 2007

last resort

1) the worst case option
2) the course of action when all else fails
3) the final frontier

1) With the game on the line, Coach Peterson had no choice but to put their last resort, Rudy The Hunchback, on the field.

by John Bell November 25, 2005

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

Reborn Repuke

These are arrogant yuppies that decided to become republicans so people think that they are richer than they actually are. They are usually uneducated ass kissers that are just a few paychecks away from the street. They think they are high and mighty though, and want to join the republicans.

I can't believe that fuck stick brother of mine. He used to be just like us but since he had a few lucky breaks now he thinks his shit doesn't stink and he decides to become a repuke overnight. He is a reborn repuke. Wait until his boss kicks him to the curb and his wife bangs a shaved ape.

by running out of patience June 4, 2010

Report Card

The source of all nightmares for kids, generally containing mostly C's when the student has promised his parents good marks.

"Timmy, how did you do," Asked the mother curiously.
"Oh...right... Remember how how you told me you loved me yesterday, before these report cards existed...?

by Vlad E. September 27, 2009