by Johnny Johnothan August 15, 2006
Get the Reasonable Doubt mug.A phrase used to when one wants something badly, usually something that seems strange or completely random. It's normally used when someone is either 1.) too excited about the item to explain why they want it or 2.) doesn't WANT to explain why they want it. The phrase is taken from the "Pardon Me" strip in the webcomic "Three Word Phrase."
Pardon me, Sir. Do you have anything that will make a butt extremely slippery? I want the slipperiest butt imaginable. The most slippery butt you can have is the kind of butt I want.
....I want this because of reasons.
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Someone put this on my Christmas list. I WANT THESE BECAUSE OF REASONS!!
....I want this because of reasons.
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Someone put this on my Christmas list. I WANT THESE BECAUSE OF REASONS!!
by Nikki0417 December 17, 2011
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by Destinygirl104 April 17, 2017
Get the 13 reasons mug.by SecretSquirrel69 November 15, 2022
Get the personal reasons mug.Something that may seem elusive at times, but is always there, even if you can't see it. Look a little harder, do a little more, and eventually, you will find that one thing or person, that is your everything.
by Ceejay44 August 26, 2017
Get the Reason to Live mug."Reasonist" is an archaic word that has no modern use, so I submit adopting it to define what an atheist actually is. "Atheist" is a demonized word that relies on what we DON'T believe in (theism) to define us. This is absurd, and is like calling oneself an "a-astrologist" or an "a-alchemist". Instead, there are astronomers and chemists, who have a positive label for the science they pursue.
Atheists are driven out of the communal dialog based solely on this label alone. It is time this is changed, and "Reasonist" defines exactly what we believe in: REASON. We leave faith to the theists; for us, reason is not only the tool, it is the entire toolbox itself, for without reason, theism would not even exist as a philosophy or even a concept or a word. We are reasonists.
Atheists are driven out of the communal dialog based solely on this label alone. It is time this is changed, and "Reasonist" defines exactly what we believe in: REASON. We leave faith to the theists; for us, reason is not only the tool, it is the entire toolbox itself, for without reason, theism would not even exist as a philosophy or even a concept or a word. We are reasonists.
I do not have any beliefs in gods because I am a reasonist.
As a reasonist, I do not endorse faith as a means to knowledge.
I know Mao and Stalin were atheists, but I don't define myself as what I am not, I define myself as what I am, which is a reasonist.
As a reasonist, I do not endorse faith as a means to knowledge.
I know Mao and Stalin were atheists, but I don't define myself as what I am not, I define myself as what I am, which is a reasonist.
by George Scileppi January 10, 2008
Get the reasonist mug.Used in the context of someone saying something offensive in a humorous manner and fearing potential repercussions
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