Reality TV

Complete and utter crap.

I hate reality TV, because it is complete and utter crap.

by Nik Gilmore November 1, 2004

Master of Reality

Kick ass Black Sabbath album!

Featuring hits like Sweet Leaf, Children of the Grave, Lord of this World, and Into the Void.

Dun dun duh-duh-duh!

by The Hell would I know? October 8, 2004

Reality Deficit Disorder

A chronic condition characterized by one's neck being surrounded by sphincter muscle, which renders the person unable to perceive, process or act upon reality. Also known as RDD.

Reality Deficit Disorder is epidemic in Washington, DC. I wonder if it will be covered under Obamacare.

by Socrates52 August 1, 2011

Unlock Reality

A term used when someone says something deep or wise. Derived from the underground text called Unlock Reality, which claims to explain the Construction of the Universe in terms that anyone can understand, and is being shared round the world using bookcrossing.

Someone says "we need more love in this world"
the reply is, "hey you Unlock Reality man.

by Tmonome September 18, 2008

reality

A delusionary mental status caused by a pronounced deficiency of alcohol in the bloodstream

I need a beer because all this reality is too much to handle.

by Ciarraine January 20, 2004

Fuck, a nigga really got school tomorrow?

When it Sunday

Friend: bruh tomorrow is Monday
Me: Fuck, a nigga really got school tomorrow?
Friends: ye
Me: bruh

by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019

It really be like that sometimes

When something unfortunate that’s out of your control happens to you or someone else.

Guy 1: My girl cheated on me with a Spanish nigga bro.

Guy 2: It really be like that sometimes.

by Keykonday May 24, 2018