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Real Man

The functional definition of what constitutes a "Real Man" (parenthesis, capitals) has become claimed by the sissy subculture. The following requirements are widely considered

- blind desire to have anal sex with an effeminate looking, very eager partner.
- the ability to sustain an erection over at least two orgasms, while wearing a condom.
- an erect penis measuring over seven inches.
- the ability to have multiple orgasms,

- a distinctive refusal to bottom,

- a distinctive acknoweldgement as the sissy, queer, femboy in any way as a female in word and deed,

- a somewhat robust and healthy physique, measuring over 175cm, and not being obese.
Lauren got railed by a Real Man. She couldn't walk for days.
by Khannea March 26, 2022
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Real Man

A man who has *actually* given a woman an orgasm.
I'm telling you Britney, when you start dating, only date Real Men.

My roommate's a Real Man, I can hear his girlfriend c**ming from the livingroom.
by Callbee July 9, 2022
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Real Man

A Real Man is a male that accepts that he is a man and will not dress up as other genders. To be a Real Man, the Man, will be normal and not be transgender or homophobic. Being a real man also requires other things such as not hurting women, not being disrespectful to Jesus even if your not a Christian, and having manners. There’s many more that requires being a Real Man. But I’m not going to list all of them because The Real Men should know.
The real man holds the door for a woman, but slams the door in the queers face”
by Bootydrugs November 26, 2022
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real man

a man who's not afraid to embrace each and every part of themselves including their feminine side
harry styles is a real man because he's not afraid to embrace his feminine side
by otbxflickr April 9, 2021
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Real Man’s Man

Where you wear a construction hat squeeze oranges flex and shave
Person: what the fuck that guy doing?
Person 2: what do you mean he’s a real man’s man respect him
by WCG847 February 24, 2021
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I want a real man

What skanks say when thy want a man to financially support them because they don’t have the desire to seek gainful employment. Often they don’t possess the skills or work ethic to hold down a job, but mostly it’s because they are resorting to their skank roots and offering sexual favors in exchange for support because it’s the only thing they know. Often the sexual favors traded are of low quality and most men with the means to support themselves and a female companion will instead find a trophy wife.
Girl A: I am sick of these boys. I want a real man.

Girl B: Me too, I want a man that loves all 300 pounds of me.
by CDC REFUGE September 18, 2018
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makes even a real man cry

Something awful and disdainful, horrific and sad. What makes puppies die and devil salute. When a real man cries it is only because something truly horrible has happened, like a death in a family, betrayal, death of a close friend, awful fight with the woman he loves (if she hurt him) and death of millions. Contrary to popular belief real man does cry, sometimes even in public (as he is not afraid to show that he cares).
When Roger saw the village burn to the ground, little tear slid down his cheek. That sight makes even a real man cry.
by Paetar October 7, 2010
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